Ed,
I know "it would be hard for you to do", but why don't you just offer up this guy a fast, cheap, and real shitty paint job to do the trick he's looking for!
Can't you still get those paints that have an aroma? You know like apples, oranges, peppermint etc.
Just get him one that smells like a piece of really obnoxious shit!

or...
You could just paint a mural picture of Eric on his bike.
Eric looks dirty and cheap! :2thumbs: .....

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Then when his purpose is served, you can really hook him up with something that will be the talk of the "country", in this case! :2thumbs::2thumbs::2thumbs:
Just an idea! :loony:...
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