a lot of life left in this thread. just got to look at it at a different angle.
"Geezer" (according to Webster's unabridged, 2nd ed) an eccentric old man or woman.
---Therefore the term geezer is gender neutral, so ladies, we can *all* become geezers when the time approaches, aren't we thrilled? ;-)
--This also implies that "geezer-glide" is appropriate for the bagger belonging to a geezer of either gender. 
"-ette" means "little", therefore a geezerette would be a *little* eccentric ol old guy or gal. 
"-ee" means the recipient of an action, so I guess that would mean that geezerhood could be granted to someone, who would be the geezee until they are called a geezer . 
"geezen" would be the process of becoming a geezer. 
"gaffer" is defined as "an old man". 
"gammer" is defined as "an old woman". 
SO, we can have gaffers, gammers, or geezers, riding geezer-glides. 
 Japanese bagger with female pilot: Geisha-Glide 
 HD bagger in official black and orange: Gila-Glide 
 Gold-plated bagger: Gilded Glide 
 Chromed-out bagger: Glitter-Glide 
 Tricked-out bagger: Gizmo-Glide 
 Bagger for delivering foodstuffs: Grocer-Glide 
 Stupid-looking bagger: Goofy-Glide 
 Really ugly bagger: Gagger-Glide 
 Bagger for those with terminal wanderlust: Gypsy-Glide 
 Bagger belonging to a guy with slicked-back hair: Greaser-Glide 
 Environmentally-friendly bagger: Greener-Glide 
 Bagger only ridden to church on Sundays: Gospel-Glide 
 Bagger only ridden to dinner rides: Gumbo-Glide 
 And when you're too old for a Geezer-Glide, you get a: Geriatric Glide
so i'm thinking what name will fit?
gizmo grocer greener gumbo geezenette glide! 
