Just pay someone else to do it. Its definitely a headache and overrated. A dirty bike can run just as good as a clean one. lol.Reminds me of a friend of mine. Hes died now but I knew a man named Steve (aka Birdman). I met him years ago in Lake Lure NC, he was the owner operator of a lake side bar/ grill called Margarita grill. He was driving up on an old pan head touring bike late 70's model carrying 15, 20 lb bags of ice because his ice machine was broke. Not only was there ice everywhere on his bike, but between the handbars was another bar with a solid white bird on it. It wasn't chained or strapped on it was standing there on its own free will right behind a windshield. the birds name is Sabrina (side note she has her own facebook page Sabrina the riding bird or something like that.) but after the ice was removed I noticed this guys bike was filthy. Covered in bird shit. And I remember someone yelling that is he washed his bike and removed the bird shit the bike would come apart. I got to be friends with steve, even was invited to his wedding. They called his bike the beast. Steve didn't own a car, he rode that bike everywhere alone with Sabrina. I later found out his bike had over 150, 000 miles on it. And I remember on his wedding day his wife gave him a new motorcycle, 2004 road king, the following week he washed the beast for the first time in 17 years. 2 days later the motor blew. True story Steve the Birdman was a local legend. He was well known in the Carolinas, Tenn, Ga, pretty much east coast. Only man I knew to wear a kilt and ride in one too year round.
Moral of my story just leave the shit alone....