How to Not Run Out Of Gas!!

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Raywood

Raywood

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Ray said:
QUOTE=DeputyDog;362887]An old long time biker buddy of mine imprinted on me at a very young age...when riding "never pass up an oportunity to pee or get gas". Now that I am old...the pee part has become important and I just figure...might as well get gas while I stop.
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Sees a lot of humor in this, but he reality is you can "P" anywhere, people in cars expect bikers to, well never mind, you really need a gas station at about 100 miles to keep from making the "Big Dog Forum World News", pictures posted,possibly having Raywood on David Letterman next, hosting Saturday Night Live,,,,, ohhh, that was in another century.

It does suck to be pushing scooter on the side on the interstate, EHC quit!! right after I stopped to get gas!!!!!

The other "Ray" Too old too push scooter, stops and gets gas!![/QUOTE]

Letterman would be kool but I would rather be on Jay Leno! Even with the new larger gas tank I have you still have to fill up when you can. But in-between I do have my half gallon can in the pack! :D
 
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barhopper said:
I've met Ray, he can't kick anyones azz. :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::cheers: Beers on me Ray.
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your too big for me barhopper. But I do have my buddy Kaptian Amerika to back me up!!! ha ha :D
 
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stryfox said:
I heard ray beat up Chuck Norris with his hand behind his back.
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Really? Ray is a bad azz then. :cheers: I wouldn't feel good about hitting Chuck with his hand behind his back. No fair if Ray had 2 hands and Chuck 1 hand. :roll::cheers:
 
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LukeDM

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PaulHart said:
Found this on a INS site today.

Q. What is roadside assistance coverage?
Roadside assistance covers you if your motorcycle breaks down in the following situations:
Flat tire
Dead battery
Lockout
Mechanical breakdown
Electrical breakdown
Inadequate supply of fuel, oil water or other necessary fluids
Stuck in the snow, mud, water or sad within 100 feet of the roadway.
The coverage pays for towing to the closest repair facility. It will also pay for any necessary repairs that need to be made on the scene.
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Ah man.. I hate when I'm sad around the roadway!!!! :loony: :lol:
 
Ray

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Quote: ->No fair if Ray had 2 hands and Chuck 1 hand.
It really wouldn't be fair if Ray had both hands and Chuck had only one. Chuck is like getting old, and Ray is still young enough to push scooter to gas station possibly miles or even international borders away.:D
Hey, if your ever in Tennessee and run out call me and I'll bring you some gas, and not take pictures of ya on the side of the road and post for the whole world to see, really I would ! That could just be another reason I need to keep a funnel in the tool box . :2thumbs:

{The other} Ray
 
Raywood

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Ray said:
Quote: ->No fair if Ray had 2 hands and Chuck 1 hand.
It really wouldn't be fair if Ray had both hands and Chuck had only one. Chuck is like getting old, and Ray is still young enough to push scooter to gas station possibly miles or even international borders away.:D
Hey, if your ever in Tennessee and run out call me and I'll bring you some gas, and not take pictures of ya on the side of the road and post for the whole world to see, really I would ! That could just be another reason I need to keep a funnel in the tool box . :2thumbs:

{The other} Ray
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Ha ha, you guys are all to funny! :cheers:
 
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Ok, I have a great idea :) ! Possibly be a real benefit to everyone and a kind cool stylish thing all you folks out there that have Raywood's , Loco Gringo's telephone number. Set your cell phone ringtone to" Running on Empty" ringtone when Loco Gringo calls ya!! That would be kool!!!!! When you heard it ringing, you want to go get the gas can and funnel!!!

Ray, the old guy!! :2thumbs:
 
Mad Dog

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That's some funny shit there. And a good idea!:roll:

Ray said:
Ok, I have a great idea :) ! Possibly be a real benefit to everyone and a kind cool stylish thing all you folks out there that have Raywood's , Loco Gringo's telephone number. Set your cell phone ringtone to" Running on Empty" ringtone when Loco Gringo calls ya!! That would be kool!!!!! When you heard it ringing, you want to go get the gas can and funnel!!!

Ray, the old guy!! :2thumbs:
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Mad Dog

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Raywood this thread reminds me of a Dean Martin Celebrity Roast.:eek:
Only a guy like you could give us so much ammunition!:roll::roll::roll:
We love ya Ray!:2thumbs:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYusPRre07k]YouTube - Foster Brooks on Dean Martin Roasts[/ame]
 
Ray

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I would suggest a canteen with some gas at least maybe get ya over the next hill. But a friend of mine used to do that deer hunting, take a extra canteen to "P" in, elimate odors in the woods, ya know, well one day he drank well you know, would hate to see ya drink gas !!!! Ya might have to push it even farther ! :roll::roll::roll:

Laughing with you , never at you!!

Ray :2thumbs:
 
pauldeepsea

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Funny shit i cruised into the last gas station !! Neutral and almost bone dry.... loving California riding already except everyone is in too much of a hurry I am doing speeds on the bike that make me want to add more PERFORMANCE LOL.. already..
 
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