I willing to donate a "go fund me site" to buy Paul a camera so we don't have to look at those blurry ass pictures!
It's a problem created by "no cost" photography.
If you remember back in the days of film, you had X shots and had the cost of the film and developing and prints.
If you wanted to send them to others, you picked the good shot (and in focus) and incurred another cost to make a copy, few people would ever deliberately pay to make a copy of a bad shot.
Enter digital photography -- For serious photographers (non professionals) the first challenge was to get use to changing your methods -- Now its shoot everything, shoot multiples as there is no more cost to take 10pics as there is to take one.
Now enter everyone having a camera phone - Hey I can take a pic -- the problem is the phone photogs haven't come to the realization of take more than one pic of a subject/pose and pick the best one.
People are willing to send even out of focus pics along, since again -- there is no cost.
Paul, in all seriousness, try this if willing.
Take more than one pic in each pose/position -- only takes a split second to hit the button a second time.
Rethink about how you are holding phone/camera -- try bracing your elbow against your body rather than the fully extended arm(s) routine -- its easy to shake at full extenstion of the arms
If this suggestion isn't clear, let me know and I'll send a pic of what i mean. (I do the brace against my body with my SLR as with the big lens it gets heavy.)