shovelshot
Active Member
So..I've been living in Texas now for about two months and I would like to share a couple observations:
Traffic: Who the fuck gave anyone in this state a drivers license? 6am, weather is fine, people just randomly crash into each other fucking up my commute. 5pm, slight curve in the freeway, better slam on the brakes and navigate curve at 35 mph! Let's all drive in the left lane and do 45 in a 60. Better yet, change lanes without signalling, decide at the last minute you need to cross 3 lanes of traffic to turn. Lets not forget the cell phone and why not just toss cigarette butts out in front of a guy on a bike.
Getting a Texas Drivers license: My valid Minnesota license is not good enough. I need to provide two more pieces of identification. I have to mail $36 back to Minnesota for a certified copy of my birth certificate. Then, I need to find my social security card. An out of state license is as valid as a high school report card when getting a Texas license. I am not kidding.
Biker Bro Wave: I love riding, I get into the spirit of it but do you really need to wave at someone from the frontage road when he waves from the freeway?
Texas Roadhouse: I can't believe people in Texas eat there!
Mailboxes: Why are they all covered in brick? Oh yeah, see observation one.
Dallas Cowboys: No matter how hard I try it's just not gonna happen.
Don't get me wrong. I am liking the weather but I can't even find a decent bar.
Strokers is cool.
Traffic: Who the fuck gave anyone in this state a drivers license? 6am, weather is fine, people just randomly crash into each other fucking up my commute. 5pm, slight curve in the freeway, better slam on the brakes and navigate curve at 35 mph! Let's all drive in the left lane and do 45 in a 60. Better yet, change lanes without signalling, decide at the last minute you need to cross 3 lanes of traffic to turn. Lets not forget the cell phone and why not just toss cigarette butts out in front of a guy on a bike.
Getting a Texas Drivers license: My valid Minnesota license is not good enough. I need to provide two more pieces of identification. I have to mail $36 back to Minnesota for a certified copy of my birth certificate. Then, I need to find my social security card. An out of state license is as valid as a high school report card when getting a Texas license. I am not kidding.
Biker Bro Wave: I love riding, I get into the spirit of it but do you really need to wave at someone from the frontage road when he waves from the freeway?
Texas Roadhouse: I can't believe people in Texas eat there!
Mailboxes: Why are they all covered in brick? Oh yeah, see observation one.
Dallas Cowboys: No matter how hard I try it's just not gonna happen.
Don't get me wrong. I am liking the weather but I can't even find a decent bar.
Strokers is cool.


, but when they get their first royalty check for some 200K per month per well (or better in some cases) than we the best people they have ever known. :lol: 