Low beam out!!! ...Again

[TheDeadOne]

DUH!!! :loony:

 

[Chopper117]

I already know we have some "Real Loose Connections" around here. :lol:

Exam Question:

So where did the excess voltage increase come from?

Multipul Choice:
A- The Sky (lightning)
B- A Friend
C- Static build up from have sex on the vehicle
D- Other:
E- None of the above

dead

:loony::loony::loony::loony::loony:

Can you slow down Dead!! :roll::roll::roll::roll:

 

[TheDeadOne]

DUH!!! :loony:

I just "FAILED" my own test! :bang::bang::bang:

I guess getting paid is outta the question, huh?

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[ChopperJeff]

WOW! It just got worse with the statement:
"Lower" voltage is multiplied by "increased" resistance that equates to "Higher" current."

NOPE! This is not the ohms law I was referring to which is:
E = I/R

Or, switching this around algebraically:
I = E/R

Thus, increased resistance results in lower current.

Class dismissed.

 

[BadBrad]

WOW! It just got worse with the statement:
"Lower" voltage is multiplied by "increased" resistance that equates to "Higher" current."

NOPE! This is not the ohms law I was referring to which is:
E = I/R

Or, switching this around algebraically:
I = E/R

Thus, increased resistance results in lower current.

Class dismissed.

Str8 out of Wikepedia!

In circuit analysis, three equivalent expressions of Ohm's law are used interchangeably:V=IR; I=V/R and R=V/I


Indeed, each is quoted by some source as the defining relationship of Ohm's law,[2][8][9] or all three are quoted,[10] or derived from a proportional form,[11] or even just the two that don't correspond to Ohm's original statement may sometimes be given.[12][13]

[edit] Resistive circuits
Resistors are circuit elements that impede the passage of electric charge in agreement with Ohm's law, and are designed to have a specific resistance value R. In a schematic diagram the resistor is shown as a zig-zag symbol. An element (resistor or conductor) that behaves according to Ohm's law over some operating range is referred to as an ohmic device (or an ohmic resistor) because Ohm's law and a single value for the resistance suffice to describe the behavior of the device over that range.

Ohm's law holds for circuits containing only resistive elements (no capacitances or inductances) for all forms of driving voltage or current, regardless of whether the driving voltage or current is constant (DC) or time-varying such as AC. At any instant of time Ohm's law is valid for such circuits.

Resistors which are in series or in parallel may be grouped together into a single "equivalent resistance" in order to apply Ohm's law in analyzing the circuit. This application of Ohm's law is illustrated with examples in "How To Analyze Resistive Circuits Using Ohm's Law" on wikiHow.

 

[bdmridgeback]

WTF!!!!

This is a Big Dog...

It's Voltage Regulator divided by # of cooked EHC's = resistance on Serial Plug to EHC x amount of water given to said Dog = # of headlight bulbs used in a 30 day period!!!!

 

[ChopperJeff]

OK, getting away now from the intricacies of electronic theory, and choosing to not delve into the matter of inductive circuits and transmission line theory, the way I fixed MY headlight bulb from blowing every few days was securing a loose wire!

Upon yanking the seat and inspecting the wires, all looked good. I then proceeded to pull on each wire to really test their contact strength, and lo-and-behold, one wire just popped out of it's connector going to the battery terminal. Fixed it, and haven't blown a bulb yet!

 

[TheDeadOne]

DUH!!! :loony:

 

[ChopperJeff]

TheDeadOne,
Sorry, but no, it's not "Voltage is multiplied by resistance to derive amperage".

Amperage is voltage divided by the resistance (I = E/R). Thus, if voltage goes up, so does the amperage. If resistance goes up, the amperage goes down.

Power, in watts, on the other hand, is voltage times current (P = IV). Or, if we want to calculate the current where we know the wattage and the voltage, we would use I = P/V)

Thus, for our headlight bulbs, assuming a 55 watt bulb, we get just over 4.5 amps.

 

[TheDeadOne]

See what happens when a Dumb Azz tries to use his head!

Ever since I died, my head seems as if it's hollow. I wonder why?.......Duh!



Jeff's Right! :2thumbs:

dead

 

[ChopperJeff]

Cheers!

 

[TheDeadOne]

DUH!!!! :loony:

My New Name Above! :2thumbs:

I must be getting too old for this S#*T!

 

[BadBrad]

So, if ya yank on dat dar wire and it's luse, ya jus fixit togetter an yu'll be OK.

 

[TheDeadOne]

So, if ya yank on dat dar wire and it's luse, ya jus fixit togetter an yu'll be OK.

Watch it Brad, you're starting to sound like me! :loony::loony::loony:

Can I hang my head down and ease outta the room without anyone noticing now? :bang::willy_nilly:anic2::zzsorry::zzdisappointed::nono::crazy::toily::loony:

DUH!!!

 

[BadBrad]

Ah jus tuke sum war nutts an duck taape an fixter up. Afta ah tuke Dead's maletrical corse, now Ima Cirteefied Chamanic. :roll::roll::roll:

 

[TheDeadOne]

Ah jus tuke sum war nutts an duck taape an fixter up. Afta ah tuke Dead's maletrical corse, now Ima Cirteefied Chamanic. :roll::roll::roll:

"Now I'm Sure It's TIME For Me To Shut My Dumb Azz Mouth, Once and For Good"!

DUH!!! :bang::loony::crazy:....DONE! Enjoy!

 

[BadBrad]

"Now I'm Sure It's TIME For Me To Shut My Dumb Azz Mouth, Once and For Good"!

DUH!!! :bang::loony::crazy:....DONE! Enjoy!

Well, Don't keep your mouth shut for too long. I'll be the first one calling on you to help solve another problem.

 

[Chopper117]

I can vouch for Dead.........You've helped me tremendously!!:2thumbs::2thumbs:

Hey Dead, you just got ahead of yourself that's all!! :willy_nilly::willy_nilly::willy_nilly:

We all know that you have exceptional knowledge with these dogs!!