Ahh! Another happy customer!
This immediate symptom your are desribing " Grinning from ear to ear" I/we hate to tell you is now a permanent medical condition there is no cure for,, all Big Dog owners seem to be afflected with once the key is inserted and they hit start. This condition does not seem to affect owners of other brands of cycles as permanently as Big Dog owners are currently experciencing. Case studies and research from almost all countrys of the world seem to be pretty much the same, even countrys where the goverment leadership is not trying to fix economic woes with paving roads and building bridges for the smoothest possible ride for Big Dog owners exclusively. Long winding smooth roads, sunny days and full tank of gas will only worsen this issue. We are currently asking even begging congress for more money to more indept research in places such as Spain where as of the latest CNN poles there is a lone Big Dog rider (his little puppy dog looks pissed off)riding on dirt paths, but still grinning from ear to ear. There is very possibly not going to be a cure found in the next several years as long as roads are renewed and pot holes are filled properly.
One thing we have found, especially in new case studies. Big Dog owners are sometimes miraculously cured of snoring while in a deep sleep,, but replaced with a Vroom!! Vroom! Vroom! with a few backfires( beans seem to worsen this condition),, some are more realistic than others. This condition will get you the same response as snoring heavily,, an elbow or pillow to the face,, possibly even hearing in the darkness of the night, "Shut the ---- up!" Research studies show that this condition can be temporarily helped if you immediately jump to the floor, run to the garage and gently yet firmly wipe and polish you scooter down until you fall back to sleep. In the colder months we also recomend that you start sleeping in blue jeans or something similiar. A recent study shows that the wearing of the thong or naked hairy butt on the frozen concrete floor produces the same affect as putting the tongue on a frozen flag pole.The fire department rescue can get you from this position with the jaws of life and other concrete tools, only to leave your hairy buttocks and possibly anything else stuck to the concrete floor looking as though they have been waxed. Tis not a pretty picture,, often leaves on looking neighbors that were laughing and family with a temporary zombie stare once this image has been permantly engraved on their brain. Counseling is available but often this is a permanent condition as well, lawyers get involved,,litigations overwhelming, insurance cancels you. You are left with nothing but a ear to ear grin,, all the while waiting for the hair on your butt to grow back. This was possibly the reason they shut Big Dog down, so becareful, remember you are now the target, and in colder months it needs "Tender" loving care everyday. It is hard to grin and push at the same the time,, but it does ocassionaly happen.
Next patient please,
Ray
. Cannot wait to get her out on the road tomorrow. All I can say is why did I wait this long to get a bike that has me grinning ear to ear.... Just had to share my excitement
