Seller: I'm firm on the price.
Buyer: It's been for sale how long and I'm here so looks like not too many bites.
Seller: See my wankie? It's firm like my price.
Buyer: Don't be such a dick on pricing since I'm not liking the pipe change and bag buffing.
Seller: I got the price out of nada/kbb so there!
Buyer: Yeah, but they call the over inflated scammed book price, not here we are wise.
Seller: You some wise guy or firm up is me.
Buyer: Well, I'm the real deal and if you want to deal, here comes the countdown.
Seller: You know, I didn't get too many bites on the bike, start counting down.
Buyer: Look, I looked this over and you sure fucked it up with that low a mileage, the bag rub, etc.
Seller: Well, I didn't see that. Please don't mention the dent in the tank...
Buyer: ... You didn't take a photo of your old lady popping her bra off and her bigger tit caused the ding?
Seller: You wanna see the shot on my cell phone?
Buyer: No, how about we meet in the middle of a kbb/nada gonna buy it for that price, pal.
Seller: I thought I could get away with a dealer level price being the overhead, paying the grunt to roll it out and in every business day is just me and this garage.
Buyer: Like I said, it's worth trade-in take it or leave it.
Seller: You brought cash, right?
Buyer: That, and Big Daddy's phone number.