Three guys --- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American Marine
are walking together one day. They come across the proverbial lantern and
a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the
Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall
around afghanistan , Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside
and all Jews, Americans, and other infidels forever outside our precious
state.
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries..
The American Marine asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall".
The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds these countries. It's virtually impenetrable. Now what
is your wish?"
The American Marine smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Pooooof!
WORLD PEACE !
are walking together one day. They come across the proverbial lantern and
a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the
Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall
around afghanistan , Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside
and all Jews, Americans, and other infidels forever outside our precious
state.
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries..
The American Marine asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall".
The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds these countries. It's virtually impenetrable. Now what
is your wish?"
The American Marine smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Pooooof!
WORLD PEACE !
