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Raywood

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Can you believe it! :eek::eek:

I went down to the garage today and rolled the bike out and it started. :loony:


Damn thing. So had to go for a ride. Nice little blond at the H&C today.

:cheers::2thumbs::cheers::whoop::D
 

jimizee028

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i understand totally,you know yesterday i actually washed my bike after riding home to baltimore from gettysburg in the rain,and can you freakin believe the dirt had the nerve to actually get off of my bike and now the goddamn thing is all clean and shiney!!!!!!!!!!i ve about had it with this shit!!!!!!:bang::bang::angry::angry::down::down::down:
 

DRBarnhart

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Can you believe it! :eek::eek:
I went down to the garage today and rolled the bike out and it started. :loony:
Damn thing. So had to go for a ride. Nice little blond at the H&C today.
My research has shown there are a few very simple things you can do to alleviate this problem Ray!

1. Go green! In other words don't use a battery tender and waste all that electricity while you're not riding. :up:

2. Save money! Fuck the Loctite! It's expensive and if you give your nuts and bolts a little extra "Oomph!" there won't be a problem, right? :D

3. And finally, you need to take the money you've saved on steps 1 and 2 and use it for mods! Mods, mods, mods, and more mods! After all, Ray, you run your bike pretty much as Big Dog designed it and what does that get you? Dependability! So the more mods the better! (I'd personally start with things that'll draw more juice through the EHC...) :2thumbs:

I think I've given you a good start to curing your reliability problem but your mileage may vary! :D

Bon Apetit! :cheers:

Dennis
 

Tim

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This thread is TOO funny! :roll::roll::roll:
 

KnotSo

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I have to work Saturday and when I go to the garage at 0315 and that damn Mastiff starts, i am gonna have to ride it in the dark to work! Damnit!!:bang:
 

surferdude

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Darn if my bike started up today too ... went to work on my day off ... just to eat with another biker .... today is a good day ... and I'm looking less at my new oil pressure gauge ... I think :up: :D :2thumbs:
 
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goofy

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The damn thing started right up for us too, so the wench & I took it to work yesterday! Must be a Big Dog virus or something....:whoop:
 

V

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Yep same here:confused: Ran fine, did have to put gas in it though and I called BD about that. 75 MPH could see out of my mirrors and my feet wern't coming off the pegs!

Is It April Fools?
 

BBChopper

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Well aint that a bunch of shit!!!!:eek:
:roll::roll::roll::roll:

Good one Ray!!!!!:cheers::2thumbs:
 

wibsdogg

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Well I don't mean to brag but... When I walked out to my garage today my dog didn't let me down she turned over once and then just growled. Seems someone unplugged my batterie tender cause they had to vacum the car.....
 

Vegas

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My bike didn't start today, but she sure does look purty over there in her stall. I can't make myself abuse her with 103 degrees at 9 PM!!!!!!!!! I'd have to drink at least 6 beers an hour to keep from getting dehydrated.:loony:
 
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