Parking Etiquette?

[BWG56]

I was parked in by the parking attendant behind Dirty Harry's during bike week, asked the parking attendant what the hell were you thinking double parking when the bikes don't come in together. No answer, freaking Moron. The bike that had me parked in had the handle bars locked and I had to lift it out of the way while the attendant watched because he didn't want to touch the other bike. What a Moron.

 

[Marco Polo]

I've only had someone block me in like that once but he was paying attention I guess because when we were ready to leave he saw us and had it moved before I had my gear on even. I would completely lose it if anyone touched my bike so I wouldn't even think about moving someone elses unless I absolutely had to.

 

[Daddycool]

Light their shit on fire. When they come running over, ask them to move it so you can get out.

ROFLMAO!!!:2thumbs:

 

[Exotic]

:iagree: This has been my experience also. :flag:

I hope to never find myself in that situation, but agree with what Outlaw said.

My wife would take her top off and move the bikes. A $10,000 rack has a way making the bike owner not give a sh$t what she does on their bike as long as she keeps the shirt off.

Great question!

 

[hoat]

That comment about taking a shit on someones seat does work. I had a guy at a party that was being a complete prick. So I went into the kitchen and took a dump in his skillet. I then proceeded to start cooking it and it smelled incredibly horrible. Long story short, he was never a dick too me again because he thought I was crazy.

That is fucking awesome. SHit in his pan at his party. The other guy is right you were either on meds or needed some.

 

[BBChopper]

That comment about taking a shit on someones seat does work. I had a guy at a party that was being a complete prick. So I went into the kitchen and took a dump in his skillet. I then proceeded to start cooking it and it smelled incredibly horrible. Long story short, he was never a dick too me again because he thought I was crazy.

WTF?
Holy Shit man!! I mean Holy Hot Shit man!!!
:roll: :roll: :loony: :roll: :roll:

 

[TLB08K9]

I hope to never find myself in that situation, but agree with what Outlaw said.

My wife would take her top off and move the bikes. A $10,000 rack has a way making the bike owner not give a sh what she does on their bike as long as she keeps the shirt off.

Great question!

Can I park you in?:2thumbs:

 

[Marco Polo]

Seriously. You shouldn't have told us, now we're all going to try and park you in...

 

[LDO]

I hope to never find myself in that situation, but agree with what Outlaw said.

My wife would take her top off and move the bikes. A $10,000 rack has a way making the bike owner not give a sh what she does on their bike as long as she keeps the shirt off.

Great question!

Gentlemen,
allow me....



Exotic, no disrespect intended, just funnin' a little.

 

[stlmikie]

On his seat hell. Drop a big ol' stinky duce in his helmet!

take a shit on their seat....that'll teach em

 

[LDO]

On his seat hell. Drop a big ol' stinky duce in his helmet!

Dang man, are all you guys always wound so tight when you're out riding?

 

[stlmikie]

No actually I am prolly the most laid back guy you'll meet LDO. You'll see.

Dang man, are all you guys always wound so tight when you're out riding?

 

[Bigdog_Outlaw]

Gentlemen,
allow me....



Exotic, no disrespect intended, just funnin' a little.

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