It isn't too late

Energy One

Moespeeds

Well-Known Member
Don't sweat it Toadstool.I just jump on the site to read through the threads once in awhile. I've been a certified BD tech for 11 years and most of these guys know much more than I do. I like when a brother Big Dog owner has a question, but if he doesn't do an intro everybody bitches like women. I guess this forum has enough members that its ok to be an asshole to potential members. Have a good day all!
And while I'm bitching about people bitching, I also hate when a guy get's his balls busted for not doing an intro. I don't give a shit what you do or what you did before you got here. What's your fucking question?
 

Kdub

Active Member
And while I'm bitching about people bitching, I also hate when a guy get's his balls busted for not doing an intro. I don't give a shit what you do or what you did before you got here. What's your fucking question?
Moe I would like to drink beer with you. We would get along grand.
 

Kdub

Active Member
And while everyone is bitching, there are 8155 members here. How come only the same people post shit? It's funny how over time you learn the 5 or 6 guys who really know their shit and trust what they say. To you guys thanks!
 

prizepup

Active Member
Well, I enjoy all of ya's, wrenches, crybabies, bullies, noobs, rabid ranters, non-introducers, leaders, outcasts, loners, ass kissers, whomever, whatever, etc... It's all informative and, most of all, entertaining. Ride on!
 

chacha

Chaff Your EHC!!
Calendar Participant
Moe Wrote;
It's that hot blonde you married who steals a hundred outa your wallet every morning while your in the shower and gives your best friend a blowjob when your all out at the bar partying. It's gonna let you down, sooner or later, it's just gonna happen.
:cheers:


That's absolutely right...we understand that is the cost of riding the fuck out of her and occasionally includes a boob job (new paint), visits to a psycho (electrical problems), and tearing into her ass (all the other shit that breaks). In the end, when she's running, she's the best fuck in town and she's mine. I've learned a ton from having to fix this little bitch up and when she has a problem, I know it's my fault for not keeping an eye on her slutty habits.

And like Toadstool, I fart on mine too and she gets over it. :up:
 

Th3InfamousI

Administrator
Staff member
It's that hot blonde you married who steals a hundred outa your wallet every morning while your in the shower and gives your best friend a blowjob when your all out at the bar partying. It's gonna let you down, sooner or later, it's just gonna happen.


Well said Moe,

I like to think my bitch only steal the hundreds...shit she's been cheating on me too :roll:

:cheers:

You have the wrong guy, it wasn't even me. I was referring to his post where he essentially got the piss beat out of him for mentioning it.
I saw the post and ignored it.

Just so happens he deleted it because BDPP sent him a PM saying they would get him a PDM. So this guy was just going off the deep end right from the get go and as soon as he got the attention that he wanted he didn't give a shit either way just wanted to through a temper tantrum. I don't think that deserves any respect from the members here that have been on this forum for years....

And while we are on Intro's ...I could give a shit less about those as well. We all know 99% of the new members come here because they have a problem it's usually something easy and then we never hear from them again until 6 months later when they have another problem. The members don't mind that as long as someone doesn't clog the forum with nonsense either.
 
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Nukeranger

Nukeranger
:2thumbs: I am with Moe all the way on this conversation. I especially like Red Heads with big tits, little ass and teeny waist (I married one).:D

I like the way Moe thinks.:2thumbs:

I own a few Triumphs and go my own way. This should be ok:confused:

I am not in favor of any law suits (case action or other). This answer is straight to the point I think.:confused: Work it out, fix it yourself, or find a friend (try being nice it works). Being honest isn't bad. It's good for us men sometimes.

Huw

Thank Moe for saying what needed to be said. I will also have to remember the Hot Blonde portion - That is so true.:roll:
 

phatchopper300

I just wanta ride
I can't believe I'm even gonna weigh in on this but WTF I got nothing better to do at the moment. I've worked on all kinds of bikes, I mean really worked on them, inside and out, and I can tell you that as far as the cookie cutter customs or whatever you want to call them, BD is a great bike. Now having said that, you can't really use a HD or Jap bike as a baseline to compare, it's apples to oranges. They are built differently, under different manufacturing processes, with different R&D, etc. BD's are temper-mental, but so are ANY of these types of bike. You're bolting together everything with a jackhammer of an engine, solid mounted to a frame. It's going to fall apart, period. There is no way to make it really reliable. It's that hot blonde you married who steals a hundred outa your wallet every morning while your in the shower and gives your best friend a blowjob when your all out at the bar partying. It's gonna let you down, sooner or later, it's just gonna happen. What really gets under my skin are the crybabies who come here to bloop about it. I have dealt with so many of these guys over the years it makes me sick. Quit your wining and fix the fucking thing yourself. It's the nature of the beast, deal with it or sell it. Don't say you don't have the time, or the skill. When I got my BD, I didn't even know how to drain the oil. I knew NOTHING about American motorcycles and that fucker left me stranded so many times in some of the worst situations. My first time going to Myrtle Beach I had to push start the thing EVERY time for a whole week, but I did it with a smile, especially after a few beers. But I never cried, and I never said I was gonna sue anyone. I brought it to the dealership one time because it was still under warranty, and they had it a month and never fixed the problem, so from then on I fixed it myself, even though it was still under warranty. I learned the hard way, picking up whatever I could from an old local mechanic and this site, hell I didn't even own any tools at first. EVERYTHING you need to fix this bike is right here, and even though I don't even have a BD anymore I stick around because I feel it's my duty to give back because I learned so much here. If you don't have the time to fix the bike, you don't have the time to own it. Sell it to someone who does. Don't come here to cry, then get pissed when nobody jumps on the crybaby bandwagon, it's the BD forum for fucks sake, not the "I hate my BD" forum. Who the hell are you going to sue anyway?
Couldn't have said it any better! Ride on!!!!
 

toadstool

Active Member
Moe Wrote;
:cheers:


That's absolutely right...we understand that is the cost of riding the fuck out of her and occasionally includes a boob job (new paint), visits to a psycho (electrical problems), and tearing into her ass (all the other shit that breaks). In the end, when she's running, she's the best fuck in town and she's mine. I've learned a ton from having to fix this little bitch up and when she has a problem, I know it's my fault for not keeping an eye on her slutty habits.

And like Toadstool, I fart on mine too and she gets over it. :up:
Freaking hallarious, love it! I love my bike too, it just wish I lived in a dream world and the thing ran like a top 100% of the time no matter what I did to it. I guess the real reason we get so darn pissy when our ride goes down is that we miss it so much. My bike is in the garage with a cracked valve cover and truth be told I am too apprehensive to dive into it, partly because I don't want to know what the lurking damage is after throwing away $10K on motor work in the last two years. But every nice day that goes by sure does make me madder.

See, that was me sharing my feelings and telling my story. I am not bitching or blaming BDM for MY problems. People can read it and chime in if they want. But if you think I am a douch, plese have the decency to ignore me and not start a chain gang 2 page bitch slap calling me a pussy. Thank you and have a nice day.
 

kona dawg

Member
Alot of guys dont know they are going to have to wrench on these bikes. I have had 11 bikes before my big dog and never had to learn to wrench. No one told me when i bought my bd, didnt get that memo. I did learn from here, but you cant say dont buy a bd if you dont want to do a little work. It doesnt say it in the manual anywhere. I didnt thing it would be any different. It sure wasnt any cheaper
 

toadstool

Active Member
Alot of guys dont know they are going to have to wrench on these bikes. I have had 11 bikes before my big dog and never had to learn to wrench. No one told me when i bought my bd, didnt get that memo. I did learn from here, but you cant say dont buy a bd if you dont want to do a little work. It doesnt say it in the manual anywhere. I didnt thing it would be any different. It sure wasnt any cheaper
I agree. I actually read my manual front to back - didn't see that I had to be mechanically skilled to purchase or enjoy either. Maybe it was posted on the down tube stickers I pulled off when I bought it? Does anyone have these and can check? LOL.
 

Ray

Well-Known Member
QUOTE=toadstool;493963]In response to the recent posts:

It is official, there is a policy on this site that every post must be pro BDM to the point it oozes skittles, gummy bears, and glitter. Otherwise the poster shall be flogged and chastised by the other members who sport BDM tramp stamp tattoos, and who are lucky enough to not experience the same issues we post about.

I don’t know if your wives smack you around, you have dick head bosses who bend you over or what your excuses are but you sure must get off on consistently acting like a bully.

If your bike is perfect, many of us truly envy you. There are plenty of owners who have been down a long path of frustration with stock bikes, and of course us who experience both BDM issues and those inadvertently caused by ourselves. When we post on this site it is because we are seeking some type of understanding and fellowship that we cannot receive elsewhere such as from our wives, non-biker friends, and pets. This should be obvious. I do not think anyone posts here looking to be harassed, but it sure gets dished out fast. If I wanted to get bitched at, I wouldn’t come here… I’d forget to take the trash out.

Let this simmer in your cranium…. This site would get more donations if you didn’t beat up everyone with a different perspective then you. Kick someone in the balls and then hold your hand out and you’ll pull back a turd – not a donation.

I seriously plead with the guilty parties, knock off the horse shit. If you think a class action lawsuit is not a good idea, state that. If my EHC fried and yours didn't, and I decide to post about it, you don't have to take it as a personal attack. You don't have to go into dick mode and bust out the chains and whips. Just chill and sport those tramp stamp BDM tatoos.[/QUOTE]

I think "very well said" that trash out thing has got me yelled at a bunch,,, chasing the trash truck,and all. I have to keep the garage door shut too ause my wife's yorkie will pass everything the garage to piss on the rear wheel of the scooter.

My ehc fried doing about 85 mph on the interstate on a very hot day and all the crap that happened that day , sucked. I never even thought about sueing anyone, my scooter was down. I came here and not only found understanding but found the parts and directions from Jake to get the old scooter going again. I sleep much better after replacing that switch that originally came on it that you can start the scooter with the key that came
off my lawn mower! I didn't have a key when I first got it and the lawn mower key worked until I got a key!

Ray
 

Killerdog

Active Member
ok we all heard about the slutty blondes and slutty redheads.....as long as they are slutty they can even be bald i don't care.
 
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