JWScarab
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Step 1: Take a good look at the dining room. WTF do you need it for? 
You don't. Decide on your own that its wasted space and you can make better use of it.
Step 2: Put the leaves in the dining room table and cover it with towels. Beer towels work best as it adds to the new man cave theme. Move the dining room table off to the side as you wont be eating on it anymore. While you are at it, tear apart the dining room light and modify it to make it taller so you don't hit your head on it. Your doing good now! :up:
Step 3: Sneak the Big Dog into the living room. Make sure you look around the corner to make sure the wife is not home yet. It goes better if you can complete this project while she is gone. :2thumbs:
Step 4: Install the motorcycle lift into the dining room. Make sure you leave the wife's dining room rug in place because your feet will thank you later as your wrenching on the Dog. And remember, its all about you at this point.
Step 5: Push the Big Dog on to the lift and lift her up! Your almost finished!! Re-install the dining room light, and remove the Dogs battery. Matter of fact - get to work and remove all kinds of parts fast. Its best to get the dining room table covered with parts before she gets home!
Step 6: Crank up the stereo and pop open some cold ones and wait for the wife to come home!! You will feel all satisfied and happy...........until you hear the garage door open. :angry:
Wish me luck!!
You don't. Decide on your own that its wasted space and you can make better use of it.
Step 2: Put the leaves in the dining room table and cover it with towels. Beer towels work best as it adds to the new man cave theme. Move the dining room table off to the side as you wont be eating on it anymore. While you are at it, tear apart the dining room light and modify it to make it taller so you don't hit your head on it. Your doing good now! :up:
Step 3: Sneak the Big Dog into the living room. Make sure you look around the corner to make sure the wife is not home yet. It goes better if you can complete this project while she is gone. :2thumbs:
Step 4: Install the motorcycle lift into the dining room. Make sure you leave the wife's dining room rug in place because your feet will thank you later as your wrenching on the Dog. And remember, its all about you at this point.
Step 5: Push the Big Dog on to the lift and lift her up! Your almost finished!! Re-install the dining room light, and remove the Dogs battery. Matter of fact - get to work and remove all kinds of parts fast. Its best to get the dining room table covered with parts before she gets home!
Step 6: Crank up the stereo and pop open some cold ones and wait for the wife to come home!! You will feel all satisfied and happy...........until you hear the garage door open. :angry:
Wish me luck!!
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