dam bb thats a hell of a thing to have on b day, here is a old solution a old man i used to work with told me about, works in almost every situation, should help till you get to the doc, soak it in cyder, yea you herd correct, soak it in cyder, if your finger hurts do the same, your tounge, yea the same, even works on a stiff dick, if you soak it in cyder it always feels better, may be you spell it soak it in side her,, have a good one you've probbly herd tis before!!!!!!!