EFI: Thelixiripoff Explained 101.1

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Fibersnake

Banjo Playing PsychoBilly
Nukeranger,

On the Knuker, heard that before from some Brits and I think the were talking about some friggin water dragon or pit or something. Not sure, maybe he is just putting the play on the spelling for the Nuke part.

Interesting thread for sure.
 

Nukeranger

Nukeranger
Yeah, I am just trying to figure out where Sven comes from to help me understand why he has such a hard time writing in a way we can all understand. I am not sure he has ever said where he lives geographically.
 

Fibersnake

Banjo Playing PsychoBilly
Nuke,

Good point, do not recall where he is coming from either. That said I deal with many Brits, a few from Romania and when I am not over here, I live in West Virginia, so compared to so many I know, hell Sven is easy to understand. I remember one guy from Scotland tht I worked with and for the most part after two years, still did not know what he was saying and he spoke english. He was a good body guard though and even the other that were mainly Brits, I do not think understood him either, but he did his job and did it well.

So Sven where is the two wheel castle at if you do not mind saying. Not important just curious
 

Nukeranger

Nukeranger
Some people from Scotland, Ireland, and England are near impossible to understand and I was born in London. Most of my relatives live there. So, my wife gets to be the interpreter. She is pretty good at it.
 

PaulHart

Well-Known Member
Sevn, maybe you can explain to me how I can build a time machine to get the last 15 minutes of my life back.
 

Sven

Well-Known Member
Sevn, maybe you can explain to me how I can build a time machine to get the last 15 minutes of my life back.
Now, this is entertainment. I've seen so many brilliant quotes, I need to write a book about the ones I've read. You enter my world, I'll waste your minutes all right.

There are a few here that got it right. This is bottom line basics. Take the complex and make it look easy. I am presenting my case. We are working up to the elixir that is forever... FOREVER!

1. 'Huston we have a problem,' says, the 1's and 0's are fine. It's the o-ring!
2. Since we are stuck in this vacuum, we are going about this in the redundant.
3. This is where formula and precision decisions are made. Too complex. I'll work up to the redundant.

Speaking about wasting your minutes, I'm compiling a video of sounds from the engine. It will probalby put you to sleep watching an AFR meter. I have to wake you up with footage of more pee scent taste shuns; do not bring the kids around to watch this.

This is old, same old experience about someone not reading instructions. So, if you think some low speed screwball is going on here, bettereverse the engineering or things won't work out in your world.

For example, when the VOES fails, it turns into a method. This takes what was once a signal, into:

A. The a-N method. This is where backup comes into play. When the spark box does not receive the wafer pull, it has to use P for pressure, and v for velocity somehow?

B. This now reads = Pv (absolute) = 100 mmHg ~ 900 mmHg. This is the sensors output range. That chamber where that 1Atmo lives, is so man made perfect, the voltage output changes according to local atmospheric pressures.

C. Up to this point, I am lost. This is where the secrets to the redundant are. The formula needs that 1ATMO number to calc, if I keep reading the abstract out of the book, it sure points to it.

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Lettuce mix it up some. Breakdown the more complex, then simplify as we add the dressing of oil and vinegar:

Hard = 1-0-1-0-1
Soft = 1-2-3-5-5-4-3-2-1

Digital = 1-0-1-0-1
Electronic = 1-2-3-5-5-4-3-2-1

Limp/backup/fail-safe = 1-0-1-0-1
No code. Normal running = 1-2-3-5-5-4-3-2-1

___________________________________________________

No matter how you look at it, it reads; a 1 or 0.

1 = Backup.
0 = All systems go.

0 = VOES
1 = Limp curve



:2thumbs:

Are we clear? :roll: No matter how I screw it up. No matter how I play it. No matter watt you do or don't understand; Show me the loop you cannot walk out of... no matter how I type it.

Precision Decisions... Does it sound like that 1Atmo steps to the music?

1. If the pipe has the 1atmo with key off.
2. If the calc reverts to the 1atmo. (that comes later)
3. If the valve closes, there is already the fuel inside on the close.
4. If the wafer knew what altitude, the air temp, radiator wattear, and all the other inputs sent, then the fuel and that weather change is the ratio.
5. If the number on the close is not atmosphere.
6. Bring in another number. :hi:
 

2004BC

FREEDOM!!!
Sven, since you prefer to wallow in witticisms and wordplay I will wow you with the winnowing wonderment of a withering winter waxing wisecrack.

"The Emperor has no clothes."

:cheers:
 

Nukeranger

Nukeranger
I am sorry, did you say somewhere in your writing where you lived? I must be ignorant and can't read you English!
 

LARS

sippin & cruzin
Is this Charley Sheen?? and are you back on the pipe?,,,,,just bustin balls.I can't make heads or tails out of any of this,and Fiber,your starting to scare me:cheers:
 

Ratman

Active Member
Well, I hate to say (admit) it...but I read the first couple of times he ever posted on the forum and almost got a headache reading his post. Now I just like to read the pages of everyone busting him-and do not read his posts. A case of Vuja De for me-the feeling I have never been there before...and don't want to go there either.
 
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Brew

Troop Supporter
I don’t think he’s from the Americas; the dialect seems a tad bit off, just saying
 

Fibersnake

Banjo Playing PsychoBilly
and Fiber,your starting to scare me:cheers:
Funny you say that, I used to sometimes hear the same things from my students in Engineering School. Then again my brother taught and is teaching weapons control systems and he really scares me!

Now that you mention it, I am starting to scare myself. Need to leave Taliban land, drink some good Irish Cheer, cuddle up next to my wife, and get plenty of riding on the highways and by-ways. Then maybe I will be back to my normal strange self

Cheers to all :cheers:
 

Fibersnake

Banjo Playing PsychoBilly
Damn, I was thinking he would fit right in with the gator chasin "SWAMP PEOPLE".
No shit, love the people of the swamp, but some of those Cajun and creole, when they talk pidgen with french thrown in, Sven is easy to understand. That said Louisanna does have some great food, great music and fun times for sure.

Hell I can even speak some French thanks to the great music of C. J. Chenier, Beausolei, Beau Jocque, Terrance Simien and good ole Tab Benoit. Have no idea of what I am saying, but put a good beat behind it, a little washboard, driving guitar and a good squeez box, and the french will come out!!!
 

Sven

Well-Known Member
BadBradBrakes.wmv - YouTube

This bike cruises at 15.2:1 (+/-). The last sample when key is off is the saved number. That is the air screw tune run. There are 2 AFR cuts. the 1 and 0 cuts. The soft and hard cuts.

The whack does not wear clothes. Only traps them in the web of darkness. If you only knew how smoooooooth that bike runs with the sissy needle move :roll:

How smooth is it? You see a buzz in my bar? Or do you hear a smooth engine? Idles at 800 rpm so the back wheel does not chatter. All I'm asking is to hear the puffs of shifts.

:job: squids pull their all the way and waste time. Have to step up the time before you pipe up for pee forum ants. Or the big cheezIS will send your running shitoepiece back on the trailer.

:whoop: BigDogs drag theirs down the hallway... Scratching all the way. Smell it, smell it.... DATS for you! Why, this is dedicated to BB. Maybe we go take a ride-ride? I'm just warming up.

You touch that video url, that says; I waste your minutes you will never get back. :hi: This is all about AFReadings and air screw moves like move outhe way... Use ain't ready for the screw. Hide the kids... The warning has been passed because you have no balls? :moped:
 

Sven

Well-Known Member
Silence. I hear the lambs. I don't know? Does that sort of tell you:

1. Tell a recalcitrant how to ride.
2. How to tune.
3. How things prepped for sea veer damage?

Do you know WOT it's like to be ahead of the curve, sort of speak? Precision speak? This is so bottom line basic, you can go back to the pages, I've already can tell you fucked the walk up. This is detailed, HOW-TO = Recognize the 3V's:



The prop pay gain day or the everyday I come here, I have to post a 'skool'd year ass is,' kind of how nature is not kind to your diagnosis. I am going to give the repeat in the 3peat. Do you see how I have to act? I act the fool. I act the no clothes am I the dumb one.

But, that shit mirrors right back at you; like I'm looking at you the same way. Yes, you. If you step in the shit I am saying right now, that is you, guy/gal. You put yourself front and center, not me. And I know most women are smarter than men. I'd like to say that are all smarter, but I'd be stupid and married... I didn't say that.

Here is the bay sicks in the entertainment side, you are all on a ship and I am rocking the boat. Here is more I hooked you into dis:

Q-1 = The OP with the opening thread.
A-0 = The ex-spurtspewingshithe fuck did he say?; Is your answer. :whoop:



Q ~ Say, I read about that voeshit and was wondering about putting one on.
A - Well, some remove them, some ground them.

Q ~ Say, that brings me to another question. WATT number did I read about electrics?
A - You mean that 3V shit I'm reading I can't understand? Don't bother wit him.

Q ~ Say, on pay for page, did he say, bring in another number like bring in 3 steps?
A - Well, if I were to swing the what the wit all he was saying, it was, let me see now?

Q !? ~ Say, did another guy say he was too easy a read? 1-2-3 ~ is she out of the wall is the plug; no plug in the wall; no wall connected to the brain membrane, are you stuck or WATT?
A - That guy brought me all the way down to ear, and he's got a mouth full. I can't figure this shit out?

Q ~ Well, let me walk up my ass backwards, and spit out the mouth, my lips look like a penis now...
A - OK! Uncle! Uncle! You explain it!

Q ~ Well, I'll take stu PIT for $250, Alex:

1. Connector not connected; I removed a bunch of wires out of the loop says, who cares! = 0, I get a reset of soft/hard/on's. It is 1 or the other, right?

2. Wire dangles on its own; I removed one wire out of the connector. No matter how a squid cuts wire, not pulls a male/female out of a connector = TOO EASY. This too says, who cares! = 0, I get the same faster ignition curve.

3. She your TIT ground; I have grounded the hot? Some guys take it off, others ground it? No matter how you yank your wang gear, or be pulling titty, lady, it says the same loop:
WATT were you thinking? That is the boat anchor. 1 wire variable slapping your diagnosis, you don't see the wheel. I looped right back to: 0 = ground. Is not 1 = Soft? Yes or no?

The concept is finding the 4th variable. That said, that mean the opposite = No soft curve 3 times.
The concept to the laws of electricity to a lamp is; a bulb, a socket, a wire = The wall is the 4th variable.

If I short to ground, place a piece of paper or plastic between the bulb and socket, I have a short to ground, the 3rd variable is still: 0 = Limp/fail-safe/backup. Yes or no?

So, did I walk [0] 3 times? Did I walk the faster curve 3 times = Yes or No?

This is one nasty wrong move, you will be flying next to me is you; right off the track, sea you late her before you wake the F UP! WATThe fug just happened? You come gun'inn for some fun'inn the facts is how you wound up off the track whack'inn wit me.

Lock your ass IS downClowns... Yes or no? Did I just walk the talk?

Signed,

Dev Resinep :roll::roll:

Dis is like racing on line. One post is your move. One post is my move down the road. Apex after apex, I have to pee incision the precision. WATToe Pisser, I'm slapping my knee and toes 2 the timing. :loony:

I dedicate this thread to ((('Pops'))) in so many ways. Dis is the underground.

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