on the news this evening, i thought i check on one lazy cow hasn't even bothered to take her milk in for at least a week.
Adviser: Knock-Knock-Tap!
Lazy Cow: Mooooowa do you want?
Adviser: I'd thought i
Lazy Cow: You thought, do you know what you just disturbed?
Adviser: It was the neighbor...
Lazy Cow: ... You son, mind your own business.
Adviser: But the news said...
Lazy Cow: ... And I said I was cooling off in my milk bath.
Adviser: Ah, that is way your skin looks so creamy.
Lazy Cow: No you don't understand.
Adviser: i do now.
Lazy Cow: Do you watch the telli?
Adviser: That's why i came over here.
Lazy Cow: Is my milk still outside? It should be about ready.
Adviser: You mean?
Lazy Cow: Yes, could you get it for me?
Adviser: Why?
Lazy Cow: I fell down and I can't get up.
