liferider
Looking forward to retirement
I kind of see the Muppet scientist assistant Beeker
DO YOU UNDERSTAND SVEN?
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liferider
Looking forward to retirement
I started yesterday morning doing my Federal Taxes! Went to bed at Midnight, woke up at 3:45 am today and just finished! That's preparing everything for my CPA!!!!! Feel like I gave birth to an Accountant!
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I dedicate this post to Paul. I dedicate my official 50th of a goal of 100 banned websites to Splitlog for splitting it down the middle. I'm half way there. So triumphrat and that gang have one of the most fucked up websites for tech and the computer hacks they are doing. They had me in the corner and I wanted that password blocking to make it official. They directed my posts to a monitor first and I'd rattle off the tech and said to make sure the 1 main guy reads this because "this place is a tech mess" of waking the walk but can't talk the talk. And that closed the door for that laugh. Man was I laughing with every post entry. One tech bomb at a time lobbed in. That last one did it. As smart ass as I could. Which made me come up with my new grab a paper cup and I'll tell you about it.Splitlog said:
Rather than soil the outside forums, I brought up a thread Franco started, so in my best Sven accent, I tried something short and sweet with Paul in mind. So I want to see if Paul could figure this one out and Split is missing a good one... I'm still laughing I think of that punchline and waiting for my 51st ban.
It starts out as:
Let me introduce you to the Father of the IAP sensor. When H-D went away from points, Delphi I believe, introduced the first electronic ignition to the H-D line. It's called a Variable Operating Electronic Switch. It functions along with vacuum. It is similar to a vacuum advance system like a car, and the absence of advance springs.
The unit or the processor, functions under magnetism and this electrical current acts as a trigger function. This movement has a threshold that moves in a way of switching things on and off inside that black box.
There are 3 movements of ignition curves. 10° - 40° - 55°. These take care of idle and start, mid range, and full advance; respectively. The crank sensor or pickup coil, sends a crank speed to the unit. The unit is triggered by holding this certain threshold of voltage, then triggers to the next crank rpm speed.
If the VOES fails, the processor goes into a 'fail-safe' mode. Whether the vacuum is lost or a wire is not connected, the fail-safe defaults to the same action. The 40 degree is lost and this more becomes an on-off switch once it reaches 2,000 rpm, 10 hammers to 55° at 2,001 rpm. This is a harsh hit to the crank electronically. The advance cam and the springs were very linear in transition, and man found a way to have that linear continue or mimic it electronically.
However, there became a 2-fold downside to this. First, when the fallacy evolved that this disable would make more HP, this too began to morph a motorcyclist into a Squid found swimming in the Delphi water cooler at the Delphi offices. The engineers who built that unit sure heard about this hack and there is no fucking way I'm going to ride a fucking water cooler bike.
You smell any around here?
Just skip or block his post. I don't read any of his shit.
Carlos
Carlos
SKOGDOG
One of the old ones.
Can't say as I celebrate ALL diversity, but I enjoy Sven's posts---trying to figure out what the hell he is saying. Sometimes he makes sense and for sometimes I have to think a while. Some I never do get--kinda like a word jumble in which the letters don't ever make a real word.
But it's fun figuring it out, and I am sure Sven gets no end of delight in pulling our respective chains. On occasion I am some impressed with his technical knowledge. And I chuckle at some of his dead ends.
I have a suspicion he just decides to sit down in a creative burst and cranks out one of those missives....wish I could do that.
In the beef stew of life, Sven is an onion. Hahaha!!
But it's fun figuring it out, and I am sure Sven gets no end of delight in pulling our respective chains. On occasion I am some impressed with his technical knowledge. And I chuckle at some of his dead ends.
I have a suspicion he just decides to sit down in a creative burst and cranks out one of those missives....wish I could do that.
In the beef stew of life, Sven is an onion. Hahaha!!
BWG56
Guru
hey, when did he go from "the turtle" to "the meat puppet"??????I wouldn't mind meeting the Meat Puppet myself
Sven is a man of many faces.....
I thought Sven called us BDM riders as meat puppets lolI wouldn't mind meeting the Meat Puppet myself
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Ah, no? I'm addressing JoeA average is me. Join me as I lay out my red carpet of shame. You think I'm talking about you but it's actually I'm saying this to myself. How could you have missed this all these years? The factory's branch of the computer makers, the C writers (some) are more laughing at you and now I get it. That VOES was killing me. A fun hobby to explore the steps of how it works? They took my carb, mechanical advance, and points away. I was lost in the diagnostics. Spark and fuel gone and I'm left with compression. Nowatt just happened?
It shows me how some guys run their sites too. It's more an opportunity to hone the Pauly down to being less complex, but I'm tossing in the steps of one big clue is shit it all out before the fan hits. And I'm laughing it up and so are some of them. But others can't handle it. Same as here more or less or anyplace before I can call it an official ban and can't get back on.
This is my 51st banned site. I can't say shit like I can here. You guys/gals, and I'm addressing more in the direction of Tim... He's running the show and whatever transpired here, I was coming for a password ban/ban of keeping me from typing out the VOES moves and this actually helps me catch22 myself so I'm understanding the basics more or less.
So An Applause To The House putting up wit me. You know how comedians pick on the audience is one of their bags in the kit? Before you read the shit I wrote, you need to read the homepage. They said they were going to catch22 themselves being, they can dish it out, but can they take it means hypocrites? So I more or less stepped into the ring, but more I threw a leg over a bike, lined up with the rest of them, someone throw the fucking flag and we are off; was take them on a fucking Ride To Yawndumb.
http://forums.delphiforums.com/hawgryder/messages?msg=41998.1
Is it psychological as to who rides what? BD owners have more class than these JoeA's on the other brand? I just don't get it? LOL And, Paul, don't go there. They are driveling long in post so as to suck you in and then pounds per square inch of the place is that homepage looking too much like old farts on old bikes is to get to keep their bikes at some home day care center, they sit on their wet and soiled diapers.
That's my take on the place.
You say 51st ban site but you haven't been banned yet. Haha
Not an easy task to banned around here us meat puppets have thick skin I guess. Maybe it's because we hear it everytime we go out from the average Joe Harley rider and the amount of love these bikes require and to top it off you have a better shot at Winning the lottery than trying to find someone competent to perform any repairs.
"It's a problem of our time. The range of human knowledge today is so great that we're all specialist and the distance between specializations has become so great that anyone who seeks to wander freely among them almost has to forego closeness with the people around him" -Robert Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
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