BUTT BUDDIES
A tough looking group of  bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump  off a bridge, so they stopped.  
The  leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,  "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide,"  she says. 
While he did not want to appear  insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so  he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give  me a kiss?" 
So she does... And it was a long,  deep, lingering kiss. 
After she's finished,  the biker says, "Wow!  That was the best kiss I  have ever had!  That's a real talent you are  wasting.  You could be famous.  Why are you  committing suicide?" 
"My parents don't like me  dressing up like a  girl........":roll::roll: