Bike has BALLS!! Tell me what you think?

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Marco Polo

Marco Polo

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So far you've received 0 :up: on your nuts and many many :down: for them... So? What's the verdict? I agree with everyone else by the way, WAY too tacky for my taste. And I'd definitely move the sticker to the Harley, not the Big Dog.

By the way Cowboy, have you seen those prosthetic testicle inserts for animals? It sounds like you're more of a large animal vet then a office vet but I saw an article about them (complete with sizing chart and everything) and found it hilarious that someone would spend the money to restore Fido's (or Mister Whiskers) self-esteem like that. :lol: You guys that think I'm kidding, Google it... I shit you not, they called them Neuticles as I recall.
 
Raywood

Raywood

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shovelcowboy said:
Your are exactly right Vegas! I put them on and for some situations I like em! But for others I think they are a little "tacky". So with everybody's comments, I will decide whether to keep them or not. I appreciate everyone's comments, but like many have said: I'll end up doing "What I want"! It's called Freedom to Choose.:flag:

Now if I decide to "castrate" Ol' Red, then I am giving them to Raywood to take to the TESTICLE FESTIVAL on his way to Sturgis! Hope he don't BREAK A TOOTH! (or run around nekked with them around his neck (or where-ever)!:confused:

Shovelcowboy:cheers:
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Hey Ken, I need to start a poll! I wonder how many here know what a Steer is? :D

Hey I may be displaying mine again at the "Testy Fest"! Who knows, may be fun. ha ha ha

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N8KAM

N8KAM

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While i did not read all 4-5 pages.... But you asked for our opinion.... so I will add mine... :down::down: I never cared much for them on the trucks that came into work... And definitely not on a nice bike....

However If i was working on a truck that had them hanging on it... and the job i was doing was giving me a hard time.... I must admit i have given them a good hard kick as i walked past :D or if up in the air.... Well lets just say there are some around here with hammer marks... :D:D
 
shovelcowboy

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waykool said:
Hey Ken i think we just found a better place for you to hang your balls.:D

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Thanks to waykool for the WAY COOLEST place to "Put my Balls":whoop: (If ONLY!!!!):D (and thanks also to Chopper Dave):2thumbs:

And a Big Thanks to the rest of you who gave your opinions.:flag:

In this world of Bikes and Beer, Babes and Beer, Sunstroke and Beer, Windburn and Beer and Aging and Beer (??am I repeating myself??), I guess I needed a REALITY CHECK!:up: (But HEY wait a minute, I'm wondering just a little about getting my REALITY CHECK from all YOU CRAZY MoFu's)!! :loony: Just kiddin' guys!

Shovelcowboy:cheers:

Oh and thanks to scubaman and REMorris for two of my VERY FEW :up: votes!
(I'll probably take the 'Nads off, BUT put them ON again for next time I ride with you guys JUST to IRRITATE ya'll)!:D

scubaman15 said:
I had to laugh :roll::roll::roll: This place is the best:2thumbs: Love all ya all !!! U know if its what ya like I say _uck um . being not too many liked it ...made me me like it more :cheers:
Hippy says "I kinda like my Crown Royal bag hanging from my turn signal and I really don't give a shit what anyone else thinks." and I agree :cheers:
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REMorris said:
It's showing you got'em. The spot is perfect.

Richard
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drummin777

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I saw Shovel!

Hey Shovel, I am pretty sure I saw you cruizin last night. Why didnt you tell me you were going to be in town?:D



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Eric

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damm shovel you went from chrome balls to gold ones... looks like thay are swollen... dose babe sell that size too... SUPER SIZE.. ha ha
 
shovelcowboy

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Well, ya'all got to me (showed me the error of my ways) so last night I removed the balls (essentially Castrated Ol' Red)!:down:

Then I hopped on Ol' Red, rode to Golds Gym and worked out.

Finished the workout. Just getting dark. Hopped on Ol' Red AND the 3 position key switch started to fail (3rd position for headlights wouldn't make contact)!:bang: 2nd position seemed to work, so even though about dark, decided I better get home (about 12 miles) and made it all right (without headlight).

So now I ask you all?? COINCIDENCE??? Was this just a cheap Chinese aftermarket part going bad?

OR was Ol' Red having PERFORMANCE problems due to a LACK OF CONFIDENCE AND LOWERED TESTOSTERONE LEVELS!!! YA THINK??:confused:

Shovelcowboy:cheers:
 
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Gas Man

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I wouldn't put the chrome balls there, possibly under the bike in a less obvious spot. That way if somebody asks if your bike has any balls (in reference to its power), you could just point under the muffler and say sure... they're right there!
 
8UP

8UP

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Balls....

Dont do it dude.. Dont do it... :flag: You might have to get a personal plate that says GET R' DONE if you put those on there!:cheers:
 
Slow Vince

Slow Vince

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Balls are GOOD!! Trucks or bikes.
F a buncha disapproving glares.

Gotta agree with others though, the sticker is NOT Big Dog...
 
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