Bike has BALLS!! Tell me what you think?

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shovelcowboy

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Your opinion Please? TOO MUCH? Over the top?

I noticed at the car show last saturday more than a few DISAPPROVING GLARES from mothers with children as they passed ol' Red.

Anyway, my wife, Linda, bought me some "balls" for Father's Day on our Elko, NV rally trip (Not for me A--holes, FOR my bike!):D And I know you have all seen these at events (or the BIG version hanging under Monster trucks), but if you were like me, you knew where you hang gremlin bells, but where in hell (centered) do you hang 'Nads on a Chopper??

Well, I found a place, but would like your opinion? :up: OR :down: (Oh, and the sticker is not fastened yet. Probably really more appropriate for my shovelhead:bang:).
So Balls, Y/N. Sticker Y/N

Thanks, Shovelcowboy





 

bdmridgeback

Low Down Chop Shop
I'd leave them for the Rednecks to hang on the back of their mud trucks. Sorry.

A friend of mine hung his balls off the bottom of his license plate! But those are his balls!

Hang yours where they seem fit!
 
Do they hit the fender or just real close?

Did Ray make molds of his @*^&%! and cast those for you Ken? :eek::D

Poor Ray, should have never posted those pics! He'll never live it down, at least for a little while "longer"! :lol::roll::lol::roll:

Maybe look more appropriate if they were "hung" lower. That's what she said too! :lol:
 
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DRBarnhart

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:down: to both.

Put the sticker on the Harley. If a shovelhead doesn't leak it's out of oil! :D

Dennis
 

drummin777

Active Member
:down::down:, too nice a bike to do that too.


Maybe dangle them off the back of your helmet (if you wear one) so they are constantly hitting the back of your head reminding you how you almost put that shit on your chop.:D Sorry, couldnt help myself.
 

Raywood

The Pirate
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There was a post here a while back where one state is creating legislation to ban those balls!! :D
 

BIKERDAD61

Puddle Pusher
:down: Nope, I have to agree, Balls are made for us Rednecks mud trucks :D At least until some politician outlaws them.......then will have to remove the fuzzy dice and hang'em from the mirror :lol:
 

Biker Babe

Queen Bee
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Awww...poor Shovel's balls ain't getting any love!
That's got to be hard on a guy's self-esteem!
 

Raywood

The Pirate
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Remember guys.... He is a veterinarian though so might fit his line of work ok. :2thumbs:
 
There was a post here a while back where one state is creating legislation to ban those balls!! :D
Damn!...Imagine that..even after all that time Ray spent "lobbying" at the Redwood Run! :D

Just Had Too!, It just jumped out on the screen on it's own! :up:

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
 
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jimizee028

TRUE COLORS COLLISION
ken....sorry dude in a few months after you come to your senses and reread these posts you will be happy you removed the balls as well as callin tim personally and askin him to remove this post like it never happened and it was all just a bad thought.....you are teetering on a potential movement of the post over to the guys puttin in their boats backwards by HIPPY....it happens to the best of us at one time or another....bad choices
Just find a better place for your balls........
 

Raywood

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Damn!...Imagine that..even after all that time that Ray spent "lobbying" at the Redwood Run! :D

Just Had Too!, It just jumped out on the screen on it's own! :up:

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
Ha ha, you're funny but I'll tell you mine are quite intact and not swinging from some bumper!!! :D
 

Chopper Dave

SIICK!!!
nothing like a sack hanging off the back of your scoot Ken:roll::roll: yeah...not something I would do....but as other said...to each their own...
 

shovelcowboy

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ken....sorry dude in a few months after you come to your senses and reread these posts you will be happy you removed the balls as well as callin tim personally and askin him to remove this post like it never happened and it was all just a bad thought.....you are teetering on a potential movement of the post over to the guys puttin in their boats backwards by HIPPY....it happens to the best of us at one time or another....bad choices
Just find a better place for your balls........
Well, that's why I'm askin'!

Age can sometimes fog a guy's good judgement.

JUST Like "Beer Goggles" can cause you to wake up next to a broad who looked GOOD last night but who now looks like she was hit with an ugly stick during the night, and now you just want to chew your arm off (that she's layin' on) just to GET AWAY!:bang: ANYBODY BEEN THERE?? C'mon, be honest now!

Shovelcowboy:cheers:
 
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