Best way to get someone the f*k up off your bike ? Leo's please comment

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ChoppaNoob

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Situation: You walk outside and some drunk chick is sitting on your bike sloppy drunk and could potentially knock it over. You ask her nicely to get up and the dumb tramp just gives you the lost look.

How would you proceed to receive the least amount of hassle and jail time possible ? lol
 
liferider

liferider

Looking forward to retirement
You calmly tell her, Now I asked nicely to get off my bike, so please get off. (IF SHE STILL LOOKS AT YOU WITH THAT, YES I HEAR YOU BUT IT DOESN'T COMPUTE LOOK) then you tell her, OK, and take out your smart phone and put it on Video and start recording for the police and tell her I am recording you for the police, I have asked you nicely now twice to get off my bike, you appear to be trying to steel it, so get the fuck off. with out turning off the video which is easy to do. call 911 and tell them a intoxicated female is attempting to steel my custom motorcycle I am videoing her as we speak, I do not want to make physical contact with her due to fear of assault charges being filed on me, please direct me what to do.ALSO, please send assistance immediately!! bet your ass she pops up, plus you have the video to back up the call to the cops! I have seen this done, and her ass will be going to jail, not you. Cops are sympathetic because YOU remained calm, didn't touch her and the video is your proof!
 
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bigchazz

bigchazz

Member
When, and IF....someone sits on my bike without my permission.....I take it as attempted theft! I will act as if they are stealing my bike, and it wont be pretty.
Dont care if its a female, drunk or whatever...there off. Now !
 
coachk

coachk

Active Member
Just say.. come with me and let me buy you a drink. When she gets up you hop on and ride away.
 
Brew

Brew

Troop Supporter
Put your Xena disc lock on that thing, the noise alone will drive them away, so annoying.... :D :2thumbs:
 
PROFLYER

PROFLYER

SWOLE
I've never found one on it but I've had several ask. I reply 'cash, grass or ass nobody rides for free!' That's worked twice :)
 
RuDawg

RuDawg

Red Cloud
In FL you would just shoot her with your luv gun and claim it was self defense under the "Stand Your Ground" Law.....
 
BadBrad

BadBrad

2005 Pitbull
RubWhore said:
Hell We have been in this eggsackt situation havent we...........

Didnt your wife burn your shirt when you got home???

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You sorry bastard. You haven't been on this site in months and your first reply is about Rocky burning my shirt after the Sandy Hook Rally. Ya know, it's just around the corner. Are you still chasing your new gal around? Rocky did get me another shirt just like the one she burnt, but without the Sandy Hook Rally logo. I think it came from a Las Vegas Rally while she was in town on business. Anyway, good to see you're still up and kickin. Don't be such a stranger Rub.
 
onaprwl

onaprwl

Onaprwl
Take her by the hand, jently lift her off the bike and say to her face, bad idea, I know you wouldn't want me climbing on you without permission! I've already had it happen. Problem was, she said I could climb on her anytime I wanted...................UGLY BITCH! JML
 
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