Women.....

[StreetHog]

So I get the 2-up seat, 18 inch sissy bar and pad, new chrome passenger pegs and clevis kit for the Dog. I take my wife out on her first ride last evening and we make it 8 miles north of town and she probes me in the ribs (just like when we ride the Harley and I twist the wrist) and says turn around and take me home. She doesn't like the K9. My 13 year old daughter wants a ride today so I give it to her, same thing she doesn't like it. Hmmmm....

So I'm out in the garage polishing the bugs away and my wife brings out my little 9 month old and the Dog and Harley are sitting side by side. Little Sydney looks at the Dog and reaches out with her little hand trying to grab it. My wife sits her on the HD and she still looks over at the Dog. I think I have my little chopper girl to ride with me, just gonna be a few years. Syd knows the good stuff :up:

 

[Diesel Dan]

LOL thats funny bro..........My old lady refuses to get on my 04 Ridgeback,so dont feel bad....I like 2 tease her and say...."theres plenty of other biker babe"s that would love 2 go for a ride"........... That usually gets a good reaction

 

[Th3InfamousI]

I started my girl off on the rigid. She doesn't know anything else. Won't let her get on a SteetGlide :lol:

 

[Noodles 434]

Didn't tell mine when i got my hardtail,,,and she likes it!!

Darryl

 

[liferider]

My wife sterted on a HD Lowrider behind me and when I bought my 2003 Chopper in 2004, she said it was the diffrence in night and day and loves the Dog! But she really loves the Ultra now but still likes to take the Big dog on rides less than 150 miles.

 

[Ray]

LOL thats funny bro..........My old lady refuses to get on my 04 Ridgeback,so dont feel bad....I like 2 tease her and say...."theres plenty of other biker babe"s that would love 2 go for a ride"........... That usually gets a good reaction

My wife won't ride with me either. She rode a 8 mile loop on my 2004 Ridgeback. I am trying to be easy as possible. She doesn't like the suction cups at all! She thinks she wants a harley

Ray

 

[Mr. Wright]

I got tired of mine complaining, so I enrolled her in a riding course, and made her start riding her own. Mucho better

 

[mzinna]

Mine doesn't mind the "bar hopping" rides on the Dog but, Nix on any ride longer than 100 miles... :loony:

 

[BFB]

My wife has long legs and she says her legs go numb after riding a while on the back of the dog. I said funny, you don't seem to have that problem when I have them pinned back to your ears at night. She told me the ride isn't nearly as long.

 

[BigDickPitBull]

yea my Ol Lady has been riding hard tails for ever, she is high class like that but ever since she has had my daughter this year she is bitching more and more. so she wants the pit for her bike, while I get a soft tail chopper. Probably a k9 but am seriously looking at a few big bears. so now she is debating boob job or pay off the dog come tax season.....

 

[DRBarnhart]

...now she is debating boob job or pay off the dog come tax season.....

I vote for the boob job!!! :2thumbs: :2thumbs:

Dennis

 

[stlmikie]

Go with the tits.

yea my Ol Lady has been riding hard tails for ever, she is high class like that but ever since she has had my daughter this year she is bitching more and more. so she wants the pit for her bike, while I get a soft tail chopper. Probably a k9 but am seriously looking at a few big bears. so now she is debating boob job or pay off the dog come tax season.....

 

[Diesel Dan]

LOL lauging my ass off,there"s some good response"s on here!!!! hahaha

 

[tommy666]

Exact reason why I don't have a backrest on my bike. Had a road glide and spent 8 bones getting the lady dressed up only to have her on the bike 2-3 X's.

 

[woodbutcher]

I vote for the boob job!!! :2thumbs: :2thumbs:

Dennis

 

[zer0t]

yea my Ol Lady has been riding hard tails for ever, she is high class like that but ever since she has had my daughter this year she is bitching more and more. so she wants the pit for her bike, while I get a soft tail chopper. Probably a k9 but am seriously looking at a few big bears. so now she is debating boob job or pay off the dog come tax season.....

Simple the boobs. They're perfect even when the weather is bad.

 

[krkostecki]

Even better, leave the bitches at home (and buy her the tits). Mine won't ride with me and I knew that before I got the bike...the whole reason to get a scoot for shit sake. It's like golf for other guys, they don't necessarily like it, but it gets them out of the house for a while with their buddies. I mean really, how many guys enjoy going to the bar with their wives I love my wife to death, but when it comes to riding or any other type of guy activity, I'm goin' solo.

 

[JeffM]

My wife has long legs and she says her legs go numb after riding a while on the back of the dog. I said funny, you don't seem to have that problem when I have them pinned back to your ears at night. She told me the ride isn't nearly as long.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[JeffM]

Mine has had her own ride since 1983, has riddden around Australia twice.
But i am afraid that my paitence with waiting for her every 100 mile has worn thin.

She won't get on back of any bike over the past 10 years, she recons i'm getting to agressive.
So now i got with my buds, get drunk, ride fast and hard, and have a ball.
Love her to bits, BUT.