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#2. Do I??? Keep gas in the tank? Should I warn someone? Is that shed close to another structure? Say she leaks out? Do they smoke cigs? One is tossed near where your bike is? But there is a trail of gas leading to the shed? You left the carb drain open? Here is a full tank with a bad petcock. Do I need fire insurance or park the bike with a dry tank, no condensation to rust inside?
#3. Did I??? Drain the gas out of the carb when I first parked it last year?
#4. Do I??? Have an FI system? How do I drain those if not a carb with a drain screw that I forgot to keep open for the winter duration.
#5. Do I sort of be the biker guy, pull the battery, keep it in the garage all tender is my wallet? You know how sick I am, me replacing more batteries that if I did this one season at a time? I'd be batteries ahead with the original? I thinks so. Or am I sick of hearing it over and over, I need to biker up and pull my battery, lube my chain, change my oil, kind of neglect her as I have been?
#6. Do you sort of hear everyone has an A-hole, and my opinion resembles... Need I say more?