"Tortoise Wisdom!"

Five Five

Five Five

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As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, and I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rip. It's the tortoise life for me!

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, only drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise! I don't think so.

I'm going riding
 
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silver09

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Very True . I see people smoking , drinking and just laying around on the couch and they seem to live a long time and then i've seen people that take really good care of themselves and they die of cancer or something. Its just about the luck of the draw.:cheers: I say just do what makes you happy and no regrets.
 
Mad Dog

Mad Dog

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Started jogging a few years ago. Almost got run over by a bus.:confused:
Now I drive the bus.....Much safer!:roll:
 
1BADK9

1BADK9

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Bill I heard it put like this.

Exercising can add time to your life.......but the time it adds......you waste exercising. :2thumbs:
 
Abaco21

Abaco21

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Well I guess I too am on the popular side of this thread... I did a push-up in October and I'm still recovering. I'm planning another one in April. Carbing up for it has already begun.
 
Ray

Ray

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This is all great wisdom, butt :) when you stop exercising and begin or just continue eat and drink like from a bottomless troff (buffet bar) you will forget you have feet , kneecaps, hairy legs , anything else in the southern hempishere because you won't be able to feel or see them!!!!!!

Ray :D

Yes I put on some weight butt that is soon to leave. I had to tottally stop working out butt continued to eat. I had a good excuse though!! I was in an accident and broke both arms at the same time. Hurt like you know what!! Working out becomes a distance memory when you can't zip your britches, tie your shoes, feed yourself, open the front door,Etc etc etc.
 
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stlmikie

stlmikie

I wish I had more money.
Oldhippie got himself a bicycle and got fit pretty quick. That man lost a bit-o-weight.
 
nick52

nick52

Member
there s some really interesting points of view, im actually reconsidering all the time i spend in the gym(not really) but this is some real funny stuff, abaco21, that shit had me rolling
 
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wyatt580

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Funny chit five... I will side with the tort....just want ta see what the scooters will look like in 450 yrs....peace bro
 
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