what a dick
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pink chopper
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Here are a few tricks to save face when performing these intelligent stunts;
1. when speed shifting(always happens in front of large crowd) and you miss a gear....IMMEDIATELY look down at the bike's transmission like there must be something wrong with it..makes you look like you know your shit!
2. when doing a burnout(again in front of large group) always look at your ground surface material...HINT going from asphalt to concrete will catapult you over hbars.
3. when running out of gas or forgetting to turn on gas...(see step one) look down at your motor like your listening for an actual engine problem.
4. when doing burn out (again you've gathered a crowd) and you throw off a rear or primary belt....Remedy...go back inside and get drunk
I speak of these incidents from experience and I'm not telling how many times it's happened
1. when speed shifting(always happens in front of large crowd) and you miss a gear....IMMEDIATELY look down at the bike's transmission like there must be something wrong with it..makes you look like you know your shit!
2. when doing a burnout(again in front of large group) always look at your ground surface material...HINT going from asphalt to concrete will catapult you over hbars.
3. when running out of gas or forgetting to turn on gas...(see step one) look down at your motor like your listening for an actual engine problem.
4. when doing burn out (again you've gathered a crowd) and you throw off a rear or primary belt....Remedy...go back inside and get drunk
I speak of these incidents from experience and I'm not telling how many times it's happened
Chopper Dave
SIICK!!!
Hell yeah Vickster!
coach
Active Member
We've talk about this subject so many times on this site, but the stories never cease to be funny. I'll bet BD engineers laugh their ass off.....their little joke on us....let's put a gas reserve of two miles and see how many get caught pushing their ride to a station.
I never checked gas level on the HD. My gauge to find a gas station was, sputter, switch to reserve and I had 20 miles to find the brand and location I liked.
These days I don't leave home without topping-off and I never push it past 120 miles. There are times I put less than a gallon in when starting out because I can't remember what the last ride was. Times have changed. A gas gauge would be the a useful addition or at least locate the petcock father forward to warn you sooner it's time to get gas.
I never checked gas level on the HD. My gauge to find a gas station was, sputter, switch to reserve and I had 20 miles to find the brand and location I liked.
These days I don't leave home without topping-off and I never push it past 120 miles. There are times I put less than a gallon in when starting out because I can't remember what the last ride was. Times have changed. A gas gauge would be the a useful addition or at least locate the petcock father forward to warn you sooner it's time to get gas.
newbie dog
Active Member
Even in my short period of ownership, my sled ran out when I was making a left turn, switched to reserve, made it two miles to home, shut down...would not restart. Had to drive to the gas station in my car, fill up can and replenish...started right up. Damn...my ATV's last longer on reserve.
BubbleHead
Big Dog Biker test account
Hey TS, ain't nothing like running on the edge of embarrassed disaster when one's Choppa flashes over to reserve. Can't remember how many times I've been there and done that! BDM could have made that tank a 4.5 gallon and that would have made those moments a bit more rare. Great looking Choppa baby! Of course I'm a bit biased now ain't I?
BBD
BDM could have made that tank a 4.5 gallon and that would have made those moments a bit more rare. Great looking Choppa baby! Of course I'm a bit biased now ain't I?BBD
reloaderbmg
OLD DOG
we still know if the tank was 20 gls. some one would still run out of gas!!Hey TS, ain't nothing like running on the edge of embarrassed disaster when one's Choppa flashes over to reserve. Can't remember how many times I've been there and done that!
BBD
BubbleHead
Big Dog Biker test account
Hey Coach, I'm with you. BDM could have done that for sure.
I spent some time in Greenville. My sister lived there. Nice town, great weather for most of the year. Close to Myrtle beach, yea buddy!
BBD
I spent some time in Greenville. My sister lived there. Nice town, great weather for most of the year. Close to Myrtle beach, yea buddy!
BBD
BubbleHead
Big Dog Biker test account
:bang: :bang: :bang:
I'm with ya on that Nelson! Did that yesterday at the Harley store grand opening. I was the only Dog there and I had them all looking at me leave including Hell's Angels members and as I hit the gas leaving the lot it supttered and died. You know that commercial " wanna get away" that was me. I forgot to turn the "F'in" fuel on. I just slid away with my head down. :roll: :roll: I could hear them laughing as I turned the fuel on. So Lee, worry not amigo, it happens to us all and always at the worst moment.
I'm with ya on that Nelson! Did that yesterday at the Harley store grand opening. I was the only Dog there and I had them all looking at me leave including Hell's Angels members and as I hit the gas leaving the lot it supttered and died. You know that commercial " wanna get away" that was me. I forgot to turn the "F'in" fuel on. I just slid away with my head down. :roll: :roll: I could hear them laughing as I turned the fuel on. So Lee, worry not amigo, it happens to us all and always at the worst moment.
scubaman15
Well-Known Member
I had to laugh Ed ... I have done it ..I like the idea of a check list that goes off in your head ...1 Switch on 2 Netural 3 Fuel ON 4 Run start switch ON 5 Start button:bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I still do that shit to and always at the wrong time!
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Where was that on the road trip? Heading west right?I still do that shit to and always at the wrong time!
No, that was running OUT of gas. Friggin small tanks!!! :angry:Where was that on the road trip? Heading west right?
