Caught Red Handed?

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Eric

Banned
just as long as thay are naked,,, that way thay wont scratch anything... oh try to be close by so thay dont knock it over.......
 

KROGOTH

Active Member
ever caught someone touching, or sitting on your bike?
No I have not, but I have had people get really close to set off my scorpio alarm perimeter sensor.Was crossing thru the cape may ferry in NJ and went to get some water..when I came back the other bikers inquired how I set the alarm off. Scares the hell out of them.:lol:
 

stryfox

Active Member
I know some women that would still scratch it naked.

Haven't caught anyone touching the dog yet but I have caught people "feeling the paint" on my Suzuki.
Some people never grow up and just act like children.
 

coach

Active Member
I came back to....having parked the bike near an event and found a skid mark across the back fender where someone hadn't lifted their foot high enough to clear it. It came off with polish....probably a tennis shoe mark. Would have liked to have seen it.....they would have suffered a savvier limp walking away. :angry:
 

1BADK9

Limited Edition Member
No one has dared disrespect the dog yet. I try to make it a point to keep my machine in eyeshot when I am in a bar or such. I am generally a very laid back person but at 6'5" and 250lbs lets just say:

I PITY DA FOOL!:spank:

And as for naked chicks well they can just sit on me.
 

Steve1028

Well-Known Member
Never have had anybody sit on one of my bikes without first asking. I did come out of the 7 Eleven store to find a child sitting in the middle of my hood on my Z28. Butt smack dab in the middle with both feet planted on the hood while his father was tying the kids shoes! I said to the father 'what are you doing', he said 'I'm tying a shoe, what does it look like I'm doing'...and then the fight started! I actually told him to excuse me, and pushed him out of the way. I gently picked his child up and set the kid on the curb. I wasn't going to do this in front of the child, but the father got ill and ended up getting his ass kicked! What a fucking dumbass!!!!
 

CHOPPED

KIFFMC
I would go F'ing nuts if someone touched my dog!!!!! I almost kicked the shit out of an asian guy who sat on my Fury and that was just a Honda.
 

BBChopper

Supports 2 Disabled Vets
Troop Supporter
I came back to....having parked the bike near an event and found a "skid mark" across the back fender where someone hadn't lifted their foot high enough to clear it. It came off with polish....probably a tennis shoe mark. Would have liked to have seen it.....they would have suffered a savvier limp walking away. :angry:
Never know when Colts gona fuck something up!!!:rolleyes:
:roll::roll::roll:
 

mobsta

Well-Known Member
i caught a salesman sitting on my harley,i sat on the hood of his black iroc because he said it was no big deal for sitting on my bike,:rant::loony:
 

RubWhore

Asshole Extraordinaire
I let a woman (Black Chick)at the Hard Rock Casino sit on mine the other night so her Husband could take her pitcher and he gived me twenty dollars and then his wife told me that he didn`t realize the time he was in for when they gots back to there hotel room.

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
 

str8jakit

Member
:rant:Happen twice. When i 1st got it i went to show my uncle up at the fire station who is the fire chief. As we are all gathered around it, here comes this asshole who i do not know. He come right over and plops down on it like its his. Im known for being a asshole
but out of respect 4 my uncle being the chief i didnt snatch his ass off. plus i think i was just n shock of how he did it. I mean who does that? I gave him a pass.
2 time i was at a sports bar and i just happen to walk in front of the patio where i could see my bike. I look over there and i see 2 gay guys standing by my bike.
(Not that i have anything against gay people) just telling the story. So they r looking at hard when one of them pulls out a camera and the other sits on the bike. So i run to the front of the patio and tell him to get the fuck off my bike. I thought about going down there and slap him for the disrespect, but it just would have been a one sided fight. Plus i think thats called gay bashing. I gave them a pass. Man........i done gave out so many passes i feel like the fucking hall monitor.:rant:
 
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