How Big is Too Big!!!

Moespeeds

Well-Known Member
Wow,
When a was single 150 was the starting weight but no more than 180. I'm 225; so when I need to hit it; it needs to hit back. :spank: Sorry fellas but 130!!!! No way!! 100:down:; not even a conversation. JMO
Zips, you're the man! We need more guys like you to marry these chicks and get them outa the bars!

Seriously though, and I know I'm gonna catch hell for this one. I threw a buddy on the back to ride him "3 blocks" to the parking garage where he keeps his bike. Well, it was more like 13 blocks, right through center city Philadelphia on a nice Saturday afternoon, oh and we cut through the gayborhood on the way. I have some seriously short pipes and my bike is fucking loud, you should have seen people pointing and laughing. Anyway, the dude was a good 220, and I wasn't taking it easy for fear of someone I actually knew seeing me. You should be good with the heavy chicks, but keep an eye on those strut bolts!
 

V

Guru
Its like this!
If you're layin in the bed with her and she thinks you're really diggin her because you keep snuglin up and it's only because you keep rollin down hill on the mattres shes to big:D
 

Showtime

Member
Im sure if you were to get out of bed say about 5 ish after a hard night at the watering hole and pull on a pair of underware that you thought were yours and they fall off of you.... THATS A BAD NIGHT!!!!!! To big for the dog FOR SURE!!! :spank: If your not sure??? I guess your on your own... we told you!!!!! :up:
 

Shane

Active Member
Fat girls and mopeds.......fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one.....

I like the rule of if her ass is wider than the rear tire its a no go.....
:D
 
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chaingunner

Guest
Fat girls and mopeds.......fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one.....

I like the rule of if her ass is wider than the rear tire its a no go.....
:D

MMMhm! Tru dat!
 

Infinitro

Thread Killer
just so wrong. the only thing worse than fat women is MEAN women.
Performed the wife delete mod on the first wife after 25 years cuz she was one and turned into the other.....or she was the other and turned into one....Is this thread over? :confused:
 

RubWhore

Asshole Extraordinaire
It has been through careful studyin that I have figured out that if a woman has to be rolled in flour,has a waist measurement larger than her bresticle measurement (comes from eatin to much boudan) or can be used as a counter wieght for swingin beef I dont want none of my fellow motorsickle riders to see me cause I did that one time and they never will let you forget it..not mention you have to replace the chrome struts (broke both sides on my Deuce)
 
Thanks everyone for your imput and the visuals. I guess I'll stick to the thin slender chicks like I have in the past. If I have to go the route of a plus sized chick, i guess I'll have to buy a Ultra classic:whoop: ( don't want to offend,:lol:)

I hope everyone got what they wanted for Christmas and had a Safe Happy New Year Celebration!

Eric
 
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