Bike has BALLS!! Tell me what you think?

[shovelcowboy]

If he was sold, he wouldn't of asked.

Your are exactly right Vegas! I put them on and for some situations I like em! But for others I think they are a little "tacky". So with everybody's comments, I will decide whether to keep them or not. I appreciate everyone's comments, but like many have said: I'll end up doing "What I want"! It's called Freedom to Choose.:flag:

Now if I decide to "castrate" Ol' Red, then I am giving them to Raywood to take to the TESTICLE FESTIVAL on his way to Sturgis! Hope he don't BREAK A TOOTH! (or run around nekked with them around his neck (or where-ever)!

Shovelcowboy

 

[shovelcowboy]

Ken....don't get "Tea Bagged" :roll::roll::roll::roll:

Geeze Dave! you must have been watching that Prison Break series! Now that was ONE F--Ked Up individual!

Give me one of your famous "BABE" pics instead of this one???:bang::bang:

I guess I asked for it all:lol:

Shovelcowboy

 

[Chopper Dave]

Give me one of your famous "BABE" pics

ok...here ya go!:2thumbs:

 

[Eric]

damm thats not one of babes cats is it???ha ha

 

[Biker Babe]

Hey Biker Babe! You haven't voted :up: or :down:???

C'mon! help me out here with my "self-esteem"!

After all, YOUR VOTE means a lot to me!

Shovelcowboy

Oh No! Putting me on the spot! Us girl's like to keep the balls up on the mantle...just kidding!:lol:

Well, I will say not my thing but if you like them don't cave into our peer-pressure. Like Ray said - maybe fitting for a large animal vet like you.

We have a customer who has ordered several pairs for all his bikes so we decided to go ahead and carry them in our store. Not sure if anyone else has purchased them from us or not. Anyone loving Shovel's balls...I can hook you up!

 

[Eric]

babe has extra nuts for those in need of a new pair,, any old timers here that need em.. ha ha

 

[shovelcowboy]

ok...here ya go!:2thumbs:

She IS SMOKIN'!!!!:2thumbs: Thanks, Dave, I NEEDED that!

Shovelcowboy

 

[Biker Babe]

babe has extra nuts for those in need of a new pair,, any old timers here that need em.. ha ha

I've got a whole showroom of penis extensions too if anyone is interested!:lol:

Alright...back to Shovel's balls!

 

[Chopper Dave]

She IS SMOKIN'!!!!:2thumbs: Thanks, Dave, I NEEDED that!

Shovelcowboy

no problem bro!

 

[Thumper169]

Remember guys.... He is a veterinarian though so might fit his line of work ok. :2thumbs:

He may be a vet but if I was a proctologist I wouldn't hang an asshole off my sissy bar either I'm pretty sure it wouldnt look right.

 

[shovelcowboy]

Oh No! Putting me on the spot! Us girl's like to keep the balls up on the mantle...just kidding!:lol:

Well, I will say not my thing but if you like them don't cave into our peer-pressure. Like Ray said - maybe fitting for a large animal vet like you.

We have a customer who has ordered several pairs for all his bikes so we decided to go ahead and carry them in our store. Not sure if anyone else has purchased them from us or not. Anyone loving Shovel's balls...I can hook you up!

WELL BABE! I guess that makes YOUR STORE as TACKY as I am!

Shovelcowboy

 

[Biker Babe]

He may be a vet but if I was a proctologist I wouldn't hang an asshole off my sissy bar either I'm pretty sure it wouldnt look right.

What about if you were a gynecologist!?:lol:

 

[Thumper169]

What about if you were a gynecologist!?:lol:

Different story all together, be proud to do that!!

 

[shovelcowboy]

I've got a whole showroom of penis extensions too if anyone is interested!:lol:

Alright...back to Shovel's balls!

Wow BABE!!!! Your have just opened up a can of ????s here! Or shall we make that Pandora's BOX??!!

Just what are your REALLY into?? Sounds like maybe you Moonlight with one of those "one-off" adult toy (tupperware like parties)!

Penis extensions?? in a bike shop???

AND JUST HOW THE HELL do I fasten one of those to my chopper!!:bang: AND does it come in CHROME?

Shovelcowboy

Oh, right over my head! I guess in your line of work "penis extensions" are Big Dog bikes! Am I right? The ultimate: "My dicks bigger than your dick"!

 

[Eric]

damm, babe you arnt saying he should hang a pussy on there to go with his balls,, I'll bet thats gona get a reaction from the local bar on bike night.....

 

[shovelcowboy]

What about if you were a gynecologist!?:lol:

She smoked you with that one, Thumper!!

We are gonna have these bikes lookin' like a "ROLLING PORNO FLICK"!:2thumbs:

Shovelcowboy

 

[Eric]

I just know one of you are tring to convert to a jockey shifter with a chrome dildo on it,, BABY RAY!!!!

 

[LARS]

Not for me,by the way,I hope that doesn't happen to my nut sac when I hit your age…………Gotcha,just kiddin buddy,hang your nuts anywhere you want,except for my chin.

 

[drummin777]

He may be a vet but if I was a proctologist I wouldn't hang an asshole off my sissy bar either I'm pretty sure it wouldnt look right.

:roll::roll::roll: This brought tears to my eyes.

 

[educ8tr]

dont like them on the trucks and definately dont look right on the bike. Way to cool of a bike for those. In my opinion they just look dumb