Slight Misunderstandin'

Oscar Maldonado

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A woman had been in a coma for months, and one day as the nurses were giving her a bed bath, they noticed a slight response on the monitor while washing her private area. They tried it again, and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They immediately went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed, and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined with no pulse and no heart rate. The nurses ran back into the room and asked the husband "What happened?"

The husband said, "I'm not sure…maybe she choked."
 

lee

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another misunderstanding:
two women walking home from a night out stop in a grave yard for a piss - they drop their drawers and squat down right there - the next night the husbands are in a bar and one says "I'm worried about my wife, when she got home last night she had a rose hanging out of her knickers" - the other bloke replied " thats f... all, my missus had a card sticking out of her ass saying from all the boys at the fire station, we'll never forget you!""
 

Oscar Maldonado

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another misunderstanding:
two women walking home from a night out stop in a grave yard for a piss - they drop their drawers and squat down right there - the next night the husbands are in a bar and one says "I'm worried about my wife, when she got home last night she had a rose hanging out of her knickers" - the other bloke replied " thats f... all, my missus had a card sticking out of her ass saying from all the boys at the fire station, we'll never forget you!""
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Nice!:up:
 

lee

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if you haven't read it yet you have to look at jwoolf's thread "damn I'm kicking myself" - hilarious!
 
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