Questions at Stop Lights.....

Energy One

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OLD DOG
then i picked the k9 up in Daytona [new]
drove outof the speed way, a milf. standing at the stop sign, ask.
"and where do it sit ? its only got one seat!!!"
i just pointed to my face, then the light changed.
 

Throttle Jockey

Don't Look at my Member!
I've had all the replies we're talking here. The first three times I rode my Ridgeback I had women screaming out their windows at me. About how beautiful she was and what they would do to me.
My favorite however was last year riding down to the Rally in Galveston. There was bikes everywhere riding in and i came up on two crotch rockets at a red light. I pulled up to the lane next to them. When they noticed me they started reving their engines. When i wouldn't rev up they kept cracking them loose. Inside i thought it funny because they sounded like a couple crickets. I thought to myself well if you must. I let a big bad WOOOOM BOW go :eek: and the pavement shook. It sounded like two little crickets singing with a big old bass frog. LMAO Needless to say it silenced em. At green light i lit em up and blew their doors.

Throttle Jockey
 
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