Hot Pipes "On Fire"

[Raywood]

I'm so friggin tired of exhaust pipes. I've only gone through about 7 so far.

So here I am riding today even though it's cloudy and projected rain but it's only 50 outside so off I go. I check the "hour to hour" forecast and it calls for no rain other than 10% till 6pm.

Here I am out in town enjoying the ride and having a beer here and there just riding.

I head home and stop at a stoplight and while enjoying the sites and sounds I feel heat down on my right leg. Not unusual as all my pipes heat up my leg and has ruined every pair of Levi's I have including a ruined expensive pair of leather pants I wear in colder weather.

This time I look down and I'm on fire!!!! Holy Shit

I can't believe it. My pants lit up, flames shooting up my leg while at the traffic light with cars in front of me and behind me.

I jump up and start slapping my leg trying to put out the flames. My leg is starting to heat up. :angry:

The lights turn green and the jackazz behind me has the audacity to honk at me so he gets a sign of my frustration as I flip him off. :argue:

I'm smoking as the embers on my levi's smother out from me frantically slapping at them. :angry:

Holy Shit, I've been told before that I look hot but damn I don't want to be smoking hot. :loony:

One of these days I will find a pipe that will work for me in the mean time I continue to fight being "lit up"!!! :lol:

 

[Eric]

damm ray, those paints look like all my levi's mine not from fire though... stay COOL!!!!!!

 

[jimizee028]

you will stop at nothing for attention........................

 

[chucktx]

was ya able to get the cigar lit before the fire went out???????? lol lol lol

 

[woodbutcher]

have you thought about growing your legs a little longer?????:bang::bang::bang::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

isn't that the scar you got earlier this year in the upper hole from the hot pipes?????

 

[Baldielox]

Sorry Ray... but that is just funny...

- B

 

[Five Five]

Ray....you tell a good story
thats frickin hilarious.....
bill

 

[txchopperguy]

Damn Ray!

 

[rufroggy]

ha ha..thats some funny shit right there....

 

[Little-Boo]

:lol::lol: That shit is funny Ray, maybe you should wear a fire suit instead of jeans :lol::roll::lol:

Carlos

 

[txchopperguy]

He needs asbestos long johns!

 

[avdhunter]

Here ya go Ray..... found just what ya need!!!!!
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[avdhunter]

Or maybe this one!!!!! Like it better...:2thumbs::roll::roll:
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[Raywood]

Ha ha, you guys are funny but "no shit" I was on fire!!!

I might have to try that asbestos thing. Wasn't that in the movie "The Fastest Indian"?

 

[Tomtang aka Reptilejim]

Damn Ray!

 

[HDLARRY]

That was the movie Ray. "Worlds Fastest Indian" with Anthony Hopkins if I remember correctly. There he was a brilliant Englishman (take note Lee) setting Bonniville salt flat records while burning the hell out of his leg.

 

[Raywood]

That was the movie Ray. "Worlds Fastest Indian" with Anthony Hopkins if I remember correctly. There he was a brilliant Englishman (take note Lee) setting Bonniville salt flat records while burning the hell out of his leg.

Wasn't people in the movie asking him if he was English and he commented "Hell no" I'm a New Zealander?

 

[CuDaMaN]

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[Bulldog03]

I'm so friggin tired of exhaust pipes. I've only gone through about 7 so far.

One of these days I will find a pipe that will work for me in the mean time I continue to fight being "lit up"!!! :lol:

Have you thought about going back to the STOCK pipes :roll::roll:

 

[BadBrad]

That's some funny shit right there! :roll::roll: I guess that would be an appropriate time to piss in your pants.