" what have ya got there?
It's the original cross that Christ died on, here's the documentation that verifies it.
EXPERT comes in, Yep it's the reall deal, worth about 7 bazillion dollars!
"so are you lookin to pawn it or sell it?
" sell it.
"how much you want for it?"
1milion dollars.
" naw I can't go that high, how about 400 dollars?
cut to commercial , crooked bastards
( Should have changed channels about an hour ago! ) 
