slowrower
2007 Mastiff
Superfly and myself put his scoot up on my $49.95 who the fuck made this thing jack -- all is going well until the dog decides to lift its leg and pee on us - dam thing slid off the shitty jack almost on top of superfly and myself. Only minor damage but WTF .. this can't happen again a dude only has so many lives. So I broke down and bought a Direct Lift - dam fine lift except I am finding more shit to clean and tighten. Took a hour to assemble by me lonesome -- fucker is heavy.
The lift and extensions come in two rather heavy not sure what to call em ... bubble wrap thingies. My front extension comes next week.
I spend more time taking off the dam plastic and shit its upside down how the ()@#)$ am I going turn this over? ..
After dam near killing myself I get it over, pump in some air and showtime! or is that slowtime ..
So far so good -- ok the pipe is NOT the safety catch, it goes down the bottom, I 've tripped on enough shit in my garage I am gonna be more careful
It works!! now I have to go buy some straps to keep it from falling over ... didn't I just have this problem. good thing its friday!
The lift and extensions come in two rather heavy not sure what to call em ... bubble wrap thingies. My front extension comes next week.
I spend more time taking off the dam plastic and shit its upside down how the ()@#)$ am I going turn this over? ..
After dam near killing myself I get it over, pump in some air and showtime! or is that slowtime ..
So far so good -- ok the pipe is NOT the safety catch, it goes down the bottom, I 've tripped on enough shit in my garage I am gonna be more careful
It works!! now I have to go buy some straps to keep it from falling over ... didn't I just have this problem. good thing its friday!
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