Best way to get someone the f*k up off your bike ? Leo's please comment

[ChoppaNoob]

Take her by the hand, jently lift her off the bike and say to her face, bad idea, I know you wouldn't want me climbing on you without permission! I've already had it happen. Problem was, she said I could climb on her anytime I wanted...................UGLY BITCH! JML

lmao

 

[liferider]

Take her by the hand, jently lift her off the bike and say to her face, bad idea, I know you wouldn't want me climbing on you without permission! I've already had it happen. Problem was, she said I could climb on her anytime I wanted...................UGLY BITCH! JML

was this her????? :roll:

 

[EricH]

was this her????? :roll:

Holy crap!

 

[RubWhore]

You sorry bastard. You haven't been on this site in months and your first reply is about Rocky burning my shirt after the Sandy Hook Rally. Ya know, it's just around the corner. Are you still chasing your new gal around? Rocky did get me another shirt just like the one she burnt, but without the Sandy Hook Rally logo. I think it came from a Las Vegas Rally while she was in town on business. Anyway, good to see you're still up and kickin. Don't be such a stranger Rub.

Ok reckon its time for yaul to be sckooled on this
This is how you get a nasty harlet off your motorsickle

Wonce you catch it perpertratin your motersickle all you have to do is show her that you can make John Holmes feel like he has little schlong sindrome and it will jump rite off and on to bigger and better things

Unlike my cohurt in crime who begged her and she still woodnt move

And finally here I is trin to explain to Brad about the Burds and the Bees and what to do when he gets in the same situation the next time

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

Oh and yes Im back still got her and studyin about keepin her around as she really makes a good passanger

 

[BadBrad]

Take a good look at that yellow shirt. That was the first and last time i wore that. Rocky's just not into that kind of rally but "gave her permission" for me to attend. I got home an hour later than I said I would. Not really an issue there, but when I told her it was because the wet t-shirt contest wasn't over yet, my shirt mysteriously dissapeared and there was a black spot on the pavement outside. Hmmmmmm. What a coincidence. Rub didn't explain to me about the necessity of "little white lies" to keep momma happy. I was so busy absorbing everything Rub was telling me about how to get a naked woman off your bike. Problem was, I didn't want her off my bike.

 

[RubWhore]

Rocky gonna let you go to Panama???

 

[Tim]

My response totally depends on if there are witnesses... or not.

 

[stlmikie]

So what did you do to get her off the bike?

 

[TimNY]

Never caught anyone sitting on my bikes.
But I have been asked if someone could sit on it for a picture.
Always willing to help : )