Another Rider down! Traffic Light/Phone/ Dog in lap Too!

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Tomtang aka Reptilejim

Well-Known Member
Makes me mad to hear this kinda sh+__)*(*&^%t! 3 weeks ago while riding my bike on a four lane blvd. Two lanes on each side with a turning lane in the middle. I'm driving around 60mph in the far right lane. Here comes a motherf*&^%$#r from the other side of the turning lane, passing thru the turning lane and headed straight toward me on my left side. I braked hard. car missed me by 3 feet and kept going right in front of me. It scared me so that I just had to sit there for a minute to collect myself . I just went ahead and threw the drawers away that I had on! Lol ! Got a good look at the car though and it's according to how I feel that day when I see it. This happened about 10:30pm.
 

Ray

Well-Known Member
Since 5-5's deal at the traffic light I have been really watching my rear veiw mirrors, especially at traffic lights. Bout 98% of the time I ride by myself, most of the time out in the country, but ride in traffic some too. I kinda gear my thinking up more when I am going to ride in traffic that someone is going to get too close or I have going to make serious moves to keep from getting run over "Everytime"! I have kind of got used to it around here. I feel fortunate to be riding a scooter that is loud and catches most people's attention, not just the "Wow" factor but they just see me and stay far enough away.
I got to thinking about this a while back, people saying"They don't see motorcycles!" I noticed when I put the American Flags on it when I get to ride with the Patriot Guard that people seems to notice the rear end of it more in traffic, so they stay on there all the time now. A couple wire ties from the axle up by the blinkers on both sides and the 2 foot flags from Walmart have rode with me a few thousand miles now. My scooters is always clean and I avoid the rain so they aren't getting wet. They last really good. I also looked on Ebay and purchased a Monster sticker bright green that I put in the middle of my rear fender,about the entire width of the fender too, a few bucks. It makes it more noticable at traffic lights ( hopefully). I am also fixing to start carrying my pistol in plain sight, maybe shoulder holster, because the people I see carrying them around here, I notice the motorcycle and the gun they have in the open about the same time. Anything to catch someone's attention is for our safety, especially these people that either could care less about motorcycles or are not focused on driving with a phone stuck to their ear.
I have tremendous patience with most things, fortunely or unfortunaely I have -0% patience for this kind of crap on the roads. I really try not lose it anymore with people and stay calm and collected all the time, but when people ride me too close moving or at a light, motorcycle or the F250, it tends to drive those phycotic :eek:tendencies back around,( eyes bug out, voice gets loud, very possibly doing things not well thought out:D).
We all go out on these scooters to enjoy them as safely as we can for the most part, so lets do whatever we can to do the best we can to make these non driving, phone talking/texting, dog riding, hamburger eating see us while we are out there on the roads with them. Next time your out remember there are a lot more of them than there is of us!

Ray
 
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JR03CHOPPER

Well-Known Member
Ray, sorry to hear about your friend. I hope he recovers quickly.

I got into a tangle with a bitch in a Nissan Armada on Sunday. Seems she wanted to be in the lane I was in and wasn't going to take no for an answer. I blew the horn, reved the engine. She was talking on the phone and just wouldn't stop coming over at me. I managed to get her to correct by kicking the her door. My steel toe boot in the driver's door left a big FUCK YOU! for her to remember me by.
 

prizepup

Active Member
Ray, sorry to hear about your friend. I hope he recovers quickly.

I got into a tangle with a bitch in a Nissan Armada on Sunday. Seems she wanted to be in the lane I was in and wasn't going to take no for an answer. I blew the horn, reved the engine. She was talking on the phone and just wouldn't stop coming over at me. I managed to get her to correct by kicking the her door. My steel toe boot in the driver's door left a big FUCK YOU! for her to remember me by.
Very nice, JR. :up: Maybe she'll think twice before running up on another biker. Or at least maybe she'll hesitate a bit to check out his footwear first. Either way it should teach her dumb ass to pay attention.
 

liferider

Looking forward to retirement
I have had 3-4 cell phone Gossip bitches come visit me in my lane. I started carrying 3-4 1" ball bearings in my jacket pockets and will throw one in a second. Bust that window or toss one over your shoulder in the windshield of the bitch tailgating your ass. They will back off enough so you can pull over with them and call the police . The police told me when we all got the bitch calmed down. He pointed his finger in her face and said this guy took appropriate action to stop you from committing vihiccular homicide. Now let's talk about attempted vihiccular homicide ! She got real quiet and the I'm sorry's lasted 2-4 minutes. The 1" ball bearings will bust a side window and one over the shoulder will crack the fu@k out of a front windshield!
 

Nukeranger

Nukeranger
I have had 3-4 cell phone Gossip bitches come visit me in my lane. I started carrying 3-4 1" ball bearings in my jacket pockets and will throw one in a second. Bust that window or toss one over your shoulder in the windshield of the bitch tailgating your ass. They will back off enough so you can pull over with them and call the police . The police told me when we all got the bitch calmed down. He pointed his finger in her face and said this guy took appropriate action to stop you from committing vihiccular homicide. Now let's talk about attempted vihiccular homicide ! She got real quiet and the I'm sorry's lasted 2-4 minutes. The 1" ball bearings will bust a side window and one over the shoulder will crack the fu@k out of a front windshield!
I have heard about the ball bearings and see riders in Texas with the whips hanging off the handlebars for this purpose but I am personally to scared to do this. I do get the urge to kick a door every so often. So far, I have been lucky enough to be able to ride far away from these distracted drivers!
 

liferider

Looking forward to retirement
My mechanic has turned in his colors for a bible and became a preacher. At one time he was pres of the Banditos. He still rides and carries a whip with a steel 4" cross on it. I asked him why. He said there is a commandment thou shall not kill ME!!!
 
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slam

Member
You gotta love the laws. I don't know anywhere that they enforce talking/texting while driving(because I see mutha fuckers doing it everywhere), but God forbid your handlebars are to high or your pipes to loud. Cops will nail you in a heartbeat. WTF!!!!!

I know a couple of people that carry either ball bearings or marbles. I wish I had 'em a few times. I have noticed that every instance involves a woman driver(I'm just saying). I've definately had a few run in's with bitches on the phone. Just everybody keep your eyes open and be safe.
 

backon

Member
Thats why I split lanes at lights, fuck the law
Started doing that myself now after what seeing happened to five five. I have already left a big ass dent with my size 13 boot in some lady's driver door last week when she dam near ran me into a concrete median yappin on her cell phone when we left the light and made left hand turn onto a local highway. We get alot of out of towners where I'm at during summer they come to the lakes Detroit Lakes MN half are drunk and the other half drive like shit. Very seldom take the bike into town on the weekends anymore seen to many bad accidents in the last couple of years.
 

minermark

Active Member
Whoa, again ? dam stupid four wheelers, distracted driving is what they are calling it in calif now, and they have a law that say's just that......
 

Slick-Dog

Active Member
Wow, she didn't see a grown ass man on a Harley sitting stationary right there in front of her? WTF!!?? REALLY!!!??? Sounds like she would've run up the back of an 18-wheeler in the f#ck*n' "la-la land" state she apparently was in. Hope he's recovering well without any lingering problems.
LMAO And then say........... I didnt see you! HA!
 

bearman

Active Member
I hear a handfull of pennys work good for tailgaters on the highway. I used to know a guy that never rode without some in a vest pocket. You don't even have to be obvious with them, just drop a few. They bounce up like gravel off a truck, I don't think they cause much damage but they create loud noises that would make most people hit the brakes.
 

RAW Blue Rider

Active Member
T-shirt Time!

1. Bright Yellow T-shirt from craft store.:hi:
2. Printable iron on transfer.:D

I Ride A
MOTORCYCLE:whoop:

I Carry A
GUN:2thumbs:

I WILL
SHOOT YOU:angry:

And, of course, a carry permit.:cheers:
 

RCAdd1ct

JAFO
1. Bright Yellow T-shirt from craft store.:hi:
2. Printable iron on transfer.:D

I Ride A
MOTORCYCLE:whoop:

I Carry A
GUN:2thumbs:

I WILL
SHOOT YOU:angry:

And, of course, a carry permit.:cheers:

That might not work if your permit is for conceal carry.

Telling/advertising is a felony.
 

cwcrash

Member
i;ve been watching my mirrors also after five-five got nailed to the ground.gotto watch the elderly as you'all know ,had two different cars mearged almost into me as the left lane ended.i was clearly in his view as i looked straight at him through his passenger window. seems like anytime I get close to town,things get touchee
 
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