D.O.G = Dog Owners Group

[montana]

Harley has H.O.G so I think we should have D.O.G. Please send me $650 for a life time membership (same rate as HOG) and I'll send you a pin and a patch once a year. You can put them on your vests and pretend to be bad ass bikers. You will need to ride in organized groups and follow all of the rules or else a Road Captain will put you in your place. After all, motorcycle riding is about compliance and following the pack. We don't need any free thinking rebels in our club or anyone who might want to ride over the posted speed limits. We don't ride in the #1 lane because the rear road captain may get tailgated. There will be a safety meeting before each ride and participation is mandatory. And finally, the only requirement to join is that you have to own a Big Dog and pay your dues. We like to group new riders with a more experienced rider so everyone will feel safe when we crash and burn in a big pile-up. Anyone want to join?

 

[TLB08K9]

Check is in the mail!!! Just dont cash it and we will both be ok!!!

 

[BWG56]

Paypal sent and I want to be a road kill, I mean road captain

 

[MARV]

:roll::roll::roll:


you are a D.O.G. !

 

[linx]

LOL, can I pay like 10 years in advance? I can send a cashiers check, money order, food stamps, etc.

 

[Five Five]

Russ i'm in.....do we get T-Shirts too ????

 

[Little-Boo]

Can I send double that amount I am know for my generosity :roll::roll:

Carlos :lol:

 

[kickstart]

Not without a Magazine! :roll::roll:

 

[montana]

Russ i'm in.....do we get T-Shirts too ????

Shirts are extra and must be approved by National D.O.G. prior to the sale of any merchandise with a registered trademark.

 

[hollywoodjohnny]

WOW this is great !!! I just sent you a money order from my Nigerian bank, cash it right away I want to be a member
:roll::roll::roll:

 

[JDog]

Membershit

What color can I have on?????????

 

[montana]

Can I were a color?????????

We need a committee and several meetings to determine if we'll allow that.

 

[mobsta]

:lol:you forgot the wives sit at one side of the hamburger joint and bitch about the husbands and the husbands bitch about the wives at each meeting 650 bucks for that and a pin?im in:lol:

 

[Trainguy]

I'm in if there's a T-shirt :2thumbs:

 

[hollywoodjohnny]

We get a SHIRT & PIN !!!

 

[Moespeeds]

Well Harley riders think we are backwards anyway so lets just call ourselves G.O.D. and then we can ride wherever we want and we will always have good weather!

 

[BikerDave]

Well Harley riders think we are backwards anyway so lets just call ourselves G.O.D. and then we can ride wherever we want and we will always have good weather!

:roll::roll::roll:

 

[bdmridgeback]

I know, how about for the $650 yearly due, instead of a pin for our vest, can we get a free EHC for the Dog?

 

[skidmark racing]

Hey, I bought new Harleys on three different occasions, so I got a free H.O.G. membership each time.
In my local chapter, you had to go through an initiation process involving hotdogs. There was also a secret handshake.
I did get a patch, pen, and a few magazines.:lol:

 

[2004BC]

Hey! Can we beat up on other gangs? Like say,.....the Girl Scouts of America or those badass Jehovah's Witnesses??????:lol::lol: