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05-01-2012, 06:15 PM
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 Member #: 6392
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 493
My Bike(s): RE Gettin High Rep Power: 3  |
Best way to get someone the f*k up off your bike ? Leo's please comment
Situation: You walk outside and some drunk chick is sitting on your bike sloppy drunk and could potentially knock it over. You ask her nicely to get up and the dumb tramp just gives you the lost look.
How would you proceed to receive the least amount of hassle and jail time possible ? lol |
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05-01-2012, 06:29 PM
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Name: Jonathan
Member #: 5579
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: shreveport Louisiana
Posts: 1,923
My Bike(s): 2004 BDM Chopper, 1996 HD Ultra Classic Custom Rep Power: 4 |
You calmly tell her, Now I asked nicely to get off my bike, so please get off. (IF SHE STILL LOOKS AT YOU WITH THAT, YES I HEAR YOU BUT IT DOESN'T COMPUTE LOOK) then you tell her, OK, and take out your smart phone and put it on Video and start recording for the police and tell her I am recording you for the police, I have asked you nicely now twice to get off my bike, you appear to be trying to steel it, so get the fuck off. with out turning off the video which is easy to do. call 911 and tell them a intoxicated female is attempting to steel my custom motorcycle I am videoing her as we speak, I do not want to make physical contact with her due to fear of assault charges being filed on me, please direct me what to do.ALSO, please send assistance immediately!! bet your ass she pops up, plus you have the video to back up the call to the cops! I have seen this done, and her ass will be going to jail, not you. Cops are sympathetic because YOU remained calm, didn't touch her and the video is your proof!
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05-01-2012, 06:41 PM
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2005 Pitbull
Name: Brad
Member #: 2382
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Brooklyn, MS....Why? Is there another Brooklyn?
Posts: 3,118
My Bike(s): 2005 Pitbull/2003 Mastiff/both EHC-less Rep Power: 7 |
Hell. Just get on it with her, fire that mother up and take her for the ride of her life.
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05-01-2012, 06:47 PM
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Name: Mike
Member #: 3595
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Winfield, WV
Posts: 713
My Bike(s): 09 Big Dog Mastiff, 2010 Harley Street Glide Rep Power: 4 |
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05-01-2012, 10:04 PM
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Name: Mark
Member #: 7358
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Sacramento calif
Posts: 355
My Bike(s): EHCless 07 bulldog 117 Rep Power: 2 |
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However if it happened to me, you can bet it would be some three toothed 400Lb samoan mama asking me for my keys......
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05-01-2012, 10:11 PM
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Member #: 7169
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Colorado
Posts: 102
My Bike(s): 2005 Pitbull Rep Power: 2 |
When, and IF....someone sits on my bike without my permission.....I take it as attempted theft! I will act as if they are stealing my bike, and it wont be pretty.
Dont care if its a female, drunk or whatever...there off. Now !
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05-01-2012, 11:35 PM
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Troop Supporter
Name: Rob
Member #: 3854
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Washington State
Posts: 8,323
My Bike(s): 05 Ridgeback / 08 Mastiff / 09 Softtail Deluxe Rep Power: 9 |
Put your Xena disc lock on that thing, the noise alone will drive them away, so annoying....
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05-02-2012, 02:17 AM
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SWOLE
Name: Sutton
Member #: 191
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,408
My Bike(s): 06 K9, 08 CBR 1000RR Rep Power: 6 |
I've never found one on it but I've had several ask. I reply 'cash, grass or ass nobody rides for free!' That's worked twice
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05-02-2012, 03:54 AM
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SWOLE
Name: Sutton
Member #: 191
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,408
My Bike(s): 06 K9, 08 CBR 1000RR Rep Power: 6 |
^ now that's just askin' for an ass whoopin'
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