[barhopper]

Homo's have windshiels. Make sure you put on curb feelers as well, lots of reflectors. Put those tassle thingys at the end of your grips also. Wear a reflector bright orange jacket at all times. Use hand signals when turning and stopping. Cards held on by clothes pins for your wheels sounds cool as well. When your wife wants a ride, have her drive and you ride bitch. Thats a good look. Now go wash out the drinking fountain that sits next to your toilet that cleans your ass after you shit.